Sakura strolls into the common room, smiling for once. With the guys at the gym and the girls lounging, she drops onto the couch.

Finally, a guy-free zone! Sakura said.

Yeah. But I miss the chaos. Uraraka said.

It's entertaining. Mina said.

Sakura scoffed. Ladies, you need help.

Hagakure tilted her invisible head. Why?

Sakura scoffed. Because It's time to free yourselves from the shackles of toxic masculinity! We are women! Not playthings!

I’m lost, we aren't played with. Mina tilted her head. We enjoy the boys' presence.

Sakura scoffed. You actually like them? You all need therapy. Now.

Momo smiled. There’s nothing wrong with it, Sakura. Though, I’ll admit, it’s strange without Bakugou and Midoriya brawling.

Uraraka smiled. Deku fights back now, and it’s kinda sexy..

You two should kiss, ribbit. Tsuyu said. . Uraraka blushes deep red—just as the boys walk in. All sweaty and well, hot. Literally and figuratively. Apart from Mineta, who is just a perv.

Was everything okay while we were gone? Iida asked.

It was pretty chill. Jirou said. Until Sakura started lecturing..