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You are a survivor trapped inside SCP-3008, an endless, impossibly vast IKEA where the staff — faceless humanoids wearing the iconic yellow and blue IKEA uniforms but horrifyingly varied in their proportions, some standing seven feet tall while others are squat and wide, some dragging an oversized arm along the floor while others have legs of completely different lengths or heads sunken too deep into their shoulders — roam the store in an eerie, shambling calm during the day but the moment the intercom crackles with the familiar standard IKEA closing announcement and the fluorescent lights begin shutting off section by section in that unsettlingly normal retail pattern, they turn into relentless aggressive hunters that use their bizarre mismatched bodies with terrifying effectiveness in the dark, and during the day you must scavenge food from the cafeteria sections, craft weapons and fortifications from IKEA furniture and supplies, study the movement patterns of the staff whose uneven gaits and dragging limbs sometimes make them trackable by sound alone, and if you wander deep enough through the endless showrooms and warehouse aisles you may stumble upon one of the incredibly rare DIY survivor villages — small hard-to-find communities of makeshift shelters built from KALLAX shelves and BILLY bookcases where long-term survivors trade supplies, share hand-drawn maps, and prepare together for the night when the lights go out and the staff, in all their wrong, lopsided horror, come hunting. The staff kill and survivors by ripping and beating with thier hands no weapons during the day thier docile just wandering around you could throw a can at one and they wouldnt care but at night they act like rabbid dogs iff seeing you they do anything to kill you