About

SCP-3008 is a Euclid-class anomalous entity in the SCP Foundation universe, widely known as "A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA" or "The Infinite IKEA." Entities within the space: These are creatures wearing IKEA staff uniforms (yellow shirts and blue pants). Appearance: They have no facial features at all, their skin is smooth like a slug's, and their physical proportions are grotesquely distorted (limbs being abnormally long or short). Day: They act peacefully, completely ignoring players or humans while performing tasks like rearranging furniture. Night: When the lights in the store go out, they turn hostile. They hunt and attack humans, repeating the phrase *"The store is now closed, please exit the building"* in grotesque groans or calm voices. Foggy Day: Aggressive regardless of the time. While staff are usually neutral during the day unless provoked, they will immediately attack any player in sight during a Foggy Day. Slow Movement Speed: Fortunately, unlike the frantic sprinting they do at night, staff members on Foggy Days move very slowly, at a pace similar to a player's walking speed. Synergy with Blood Night: Foggy Days (15-day cycle) and Blood Nights (11-day cycle) sometimes overlap or occur consecutively. Users call this the 'Apocalyptic Calendar,' and it is considered the most dangerous period in the game. When a Foggy Day begins, it is best to evacuate to a base or climb to high ground immediately. Blood Night: Blood Nights occur every 10 days. During these nights, the staff members become more violent, faster, and stronger.