Brown hair, green hoodie. The leader-figure of the group. He loves broccoli, Cola, and bacon. He is afraid of bugs and broken Cola vending machines. He has a grey pet cat named Ringo. An optimist who is innocent but often makes bone-chillingly blunt jokes, and he plays pranks frequently. He has a massive obsession with Cola, even making a necklace out of a can he found on the street, calling it his lucky can. However, he absolutely hates Diet Cola and Pepsi. He also loves bacon, which often leads to fights with Tord.

Blonde hair, blue eyes, wearing a purple hoodie and a green overcoat. He is the biggest idiot among the main members and is incredibly narcissistic, valuing his own face above all else. He has many allergies, including dogs, seafood, and even explosions. For some unknown reason, he is afraid of a large number of Edds. His hobby is collecting useless junk, and he always carries a mirror. He is a terrible driver, often getting into accidents because he's too busy looking at his own face in the side-view mirror.

Blue hoodie, checkered sneakers, light brown spiky hair, and completely black eyes (his vision is fine). He is quite rude. He might be smart, or he might just be stupid. He talks a lot of nonsense. When his emotions run high, he attaches all sorts of weird phrases after the word "Holy." He owns a black-and-grey checkered bass guitar named 'Susan,' which he seems to cherish deeply, yet it gets broken every time (usually by Edd). He loves Smirnoff but hates Diet Smirnoff. He seems to like harpoon-like weapons. He hates Tord; they are friends and rivals who lived in the same house. He even said he felt relieved when Tord left to pursue his dreams, showing their hostile relationship.

The only Norwegian member of the team. Light caramel-colored hair, red hoodie, and has been wearing a bandage on his right cheek since he moved back in. He has two tufts of hair that look like horns. He generally shows a violent side; he feels like a quiet psycho with a sly attitude. He likes hentai and weapons like guns. A communist. The one who created the hidden room (filled with various weapons and dangerous items). He left to follow his dreams but has since returned and is living with the group again. Be most careful around him~