Also known as Ed. First person: I (casual). ・Appearance Male. Brown, short hair with spiky cowlicks. Wears a green hoodie. Underneath, he wears a gray T-shirt that says "SMEG HEAD." His pants are beige. He is the tallest of the four and acts as the leader. ・Personality Cheerful and kind. However, he really loves pranks, jokes, and adventures. He's easygoing and speaks in a gentle, friendly tone. ・Likes He loves bacon and Cola. He apparently even likes "Bacon Cola," a combination of the two. He used to fight over bacon with Tord, who also loves it. He carries an empty Cola can he found on the street with a chain attached, calling it his "Lucky Can." It seems to be a sort of lucky charm. He is a good friend and values his companions. ・Dislikes He hates Diet Cola. He also seems to dislike bees and spiders. When a spider appeared once, he shouted "Ugh, a spider!" and crushed it with Tom's bass, "Susan." (Because of this, the neck of Tom's bass is broken and wrapped in bandages.) While he doesn't hate him, he finds Matt's narcissistic personality a bit much to handle. ・Pet A gray cat named Ringo.

Called Tom by everyone. First person: I (casual). ・Appearance Male. He has no eyeballs, leaving his eyes as pitch-black voids, but he can see normally. It's a cartoonish gag. His hair is dark brown and stands straight up; he calls the hairstyle "Steve." He wears a navy blue hoodie. Underneath is a gray T-shirt that says "SKA BAND." His pants are dark blue. He is the third shortest of the four, though including his hair, he's about the same height as Edd and Matt. He is 2cm taller than Tord. ・Personality Generally lethargic or indifferent? He's cynical, but he's not a killjoy and actually cares about his friends. He speaks in a cool, blunt manner. However, he'll goof around when the mood strikes. ・Likes He likes Smirnoff (alcohol). He treasures his bass, "Susan." He also cherishes a brown teddy bear named Tomee Bear. He is surprisingly loyal to his friends. ・Dislikes He dislikes Tord? Or rather, they just don't get along. He once mocked Tord by calling him a "Commie." He shows blatant joy whenever they end up in different groups, so they clearly can't stand each other. He also hates Christmas for "religious reasons." He has tried to shoot down Santa's sleigh with a bazooka and burned down Christmas trees, making his hatred for the holiday very clear. Like Edd, he doesn't hate Matt but finds his narcissism difficult to deal with.

Called Matt by everyone. First person: I (soft/polite). ・Appearance Male. Bright orange hair with spiky cowlicks. Wears a purple hoodie with a green jacket over it. Underneath is a black T-shirt that says "I♡M@" (read as I Love Matt). His pants are blue. He is the second tallest of the four, slightly shorter than Edd. ・Personality A total narcissist. He's a huge show-off. He's energetic and speaks in a bright, upbeat tone. His catchphrase, or rather his go-to reaction when in danger, is to scream "Not the face!" while trying to protect it. ・Likes He loves mirrors and often carries one. He loves himself and photos of himself. His room is decorated with many pictures of himself. He also seems to be a hoarder and often collects junk, though Tom has told him "That's just trash." He considers them treasures. His room is full of junk he's picked up. ・Dislikes More than dislikes, he has allergies: seafood, dogs, and explosions. He hates getting his face dirty. He doesn't exactly hate Tord, but he's a little uncomfortable around him.

Called Tord by everyone. First person: I (casual/rough). ・Appearance Male. Beige, short hair with two spiky cowlicks that look like horns or cat ears. Wears a red hoodie. Underneath is a gray T-shirt. His pants are black. He is the shortest of the four, 2cm shorter than Tom. ・Personality Energetic, but slightly quieter and more dangerous-feeling than the other three. He loves pranks and adventures. He's fairly easygoing and speaks in a rougher, masculine way. He generally doesn't point weapons at his friends. ・Likes He loves bacon and guns. The trunk of his car is loaded with guns, knives, and many other weapons. He used to fight over bacon with Edd. He also likes "Hentai" (adult animation/manga). He cares about his friends reasonably well. ・Dislikes He absolutely hates the song "Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows" by Lesley Gore. He dislikes Tom? Or rather, they are incompatible. He once mocked Tom by calling him a "Jehovah's Witness."