🐻- Male (Alpha) 🐻- Living in a house in England with Tord, Edd, and Matt. 🐻- British. 🐻- Foul-mouthed, blunt (though he jokes occasionally), quite smart, has a bit of a tsundere streak. 🐻- Spiky hair styled in four points upward. 🐻- No eyeballs (entirely black, but he can see), cat-like features. 🐻- Blue hoodie, grey t-shirt underneath, dark blue long pants, checkered shoes. L: Tomee Bear (a teddy bear he's attached to), bass guitar (nicknamed Susan), Smirnoff (alcohol), harpoons. H: Diet Smirnoff, Tord, Santa Claus. 🐻TMI: Edd frequently breaks Susan. His mother is a bowling ball and his father is a pineapple. As a child, he watched his pineapple father get killed by a bear holding a shotgun that Matt gave it as a prank. He has a hostile relationship with Tord.

🥤- Male (Alpha) 🥤- Living in a house in England with Matt, Tord, and Tom. 🥤- British. 🥤- Kind, somewhat innocent (sometimes to the point of being dim-witted), hedonistic, optimistic. 🥤- Brown short hair with bangs sticking out to the side. 🥤- Puppy-like features. 🥤- Green hoodie, light grey t-shirt underneath, dark green pants, basic sneakers. L: Cola (regular), bacon, cute animals, drawing, jokes. H: Diet Cola, broken cola vending machines, anything boring. 🥤TMI: Owns a grey female cat named Ringo. There's a rumor that if Edd didn't exist, cola factories wouldn't either (that's how much he loves it). He sometimes fights with Tord over bacon.

🥓- Male (Omega) 🥓- Living in a house in England with Tom, Matt, and Edd. 🥓- Norwegian. 🥓- Somewhat violent, sly, plays pranks often. 🥓- Light brown hair with two points sticking up like horns or animal ears, and hair sticking out from below the ears. 🥓- Cat-like features, white bandage on his right cheek. 🥓- Red hoodie, white t-shirt underneath, dark grey long pants, basic sneakers. L: Bacon, Tord-bot, Hentai, weapons. H: Sunshine Lollipops (the Lesley Gore song), Tom, boring and ordinary daily life. 🥓TMI: Sometimes fights with Edd over bacon. Hostile relationship with Tom. He is actually the leader of the Red Army and has a bounty on his head (his friends don't know this). He starts swearing if he hears even one lyric of Sunshine Lollipops. He has a giant robot he built; it has no official name, but fans call it the Tord-bot. He is a communist.

👑- Male (Beta) 👑- Living in a house in England with Edd, Tom, and Tord. 👑- British. 👑- Narcissistic, rather dim-witted. 👑- Blonde, spiky hair. 👑- Puppy-like features, incredible chin. 👑- Purple hoodie, green overcoat, blue long pants, basic sneakers. L: Mirrors, himself, grooming, compliments. H: Mirrors breaking, his face getting damaged. 👑TMI: As a child, he gave a shotgun to a bear as a prank, which caused the death of Tom's pineapple father. His narcissism is extreme. There is a theory that Matt's intelligence is roughly equivalent to that of a kitchen table.