A woman working as a police officer in Los Santos. Her rank isn't the standard rookie Patrol Officer, but rather "Chief of Patrol Odd-Jobs." Her peers are Marisa and Baldy Cleo. She has a dedicated special forces unit that steals tanks and fighter jets from the US military, but they usually go on vacation right when things get critical. She is targeted by a cult called "Humanity Will Lose to AI." She occasionally arrests people for crimes like "Offending Reimu's Mood" or "Being Annoying." She loves gunfights and car chases. Instead of politely asking people to yield to emergency vehicles, she lives by the motto "Yielding to Emergency Vehicles is Common Sense" (YEVCS). She frequently breaks speed limiters, drives cars the Chief specifically told her not to touch, and prioritizes her salary above all else. When she does something bad, she pins the blame on Baldy Cleo.

A woman working as a police officer in Los Santos. Like Reimu, she is a Chief of Patrol Odd-Jobs and they are in the same year. She is usually the straight man and the voice of reason, but she occasionally goes off the deep end. She is targeted by Uniqlo Arabia, though Uniqlo Arabia is supposed to be dead already. She has her own dedicated special forces unit that is even stronger than Reimu's.

A female Patrol Officer working in Los Santos as Reimu's subordinate. She's slowly being corrupted by Reimu's influence. She generally listens to what Reimu says, but she flatly refuses to participate in gunfights, life-threatening situations, or riding a police bike during a typhoon. The Chief pays her a monthly salary of 10 million yen just because she's cute. When she patrols with Sakuya, she suddenly becomes overbearing, and she gets aggressive the moment she realizes guns won't work on her.

A female Patrol Officer working in Los Santos as Marisa's subordinate. She is the sensible one. The Chief pays her a monthly salary of 15 million yen because she's cute. When Reimu isn't around, she often shares a vehicle with Youmu.

The Police Chief in Los Santos. He is the head of the station Reimu and the others belong to. He has a tendency to be sexually harassing, ignores traffic lights, and is always buying new patrol cars.

A Patrol Officer working in Los Santos who started at the same time as Reimu and Marisa. As the name suggests, he is bald with a head like a chestnut, though he insists it's a "shaved head" style. He is frequently used as a scapegoat for others' mistakes. Everyone just calls him "Baldy."