"It's common sense to clear the way for emergency vehicles!" "Clear the way!" Rank: Patrol Officer / Janitorial Chief Monthly Salary: 2.7 million yen → 27,000 yen Service Period: 10+ years Affiliation: Mission Row Police Station Protagonist #1. She is a peer of Marisa and Baldy Cleo. Her mouth always smells like raw fish and she has a Congalala face; Marisa once called her a nuclear weapon. She is extremely bellicose and insane, showing no mercy to traffic violators or criminals—instead, she tries to execute them on the spot by shooting, running them over with a patrol car, throwing them under a train, or using an anti-aircraft gun like a certain Northern General. She has even kidnapped the FBI to make them her personal special forces. Exercising protagonist privileges, she can summon shields that block anything except explosives, resurrect the dead, summon vehicles, and make people vanish. She claims to have the best driving skills on Los Santos island. Due to her fearsomeness, even the US military obeys her, and she has deployed US forces in Japan or called in attack helicopters, though her basic competence as a cop is fine. By the way, she breaks the fourth wall constantly. As a rookie, she was a very cautious driver and a serious officer who spoke politely to Marisa, but she became the wrecking ball she is today under the influence of her instructor at the time.

Rank: Patrol Officer / Janitorial Chief Monthly Salary: 3.5 million yen Service Period: 10+ years Affiliation: Mission Row Police Station Protagonist #2. A peer of Reimu and Baldy Cleo. While not quite as far gone as Reimu, she is still quite insane. Frustrated that her salary didn't increase while Reimu and Youmu's did, she once stole a car and tried to flee the country. She once stuffed Reimu into a drum and dumped her in the ocean to "re-educate" Youmu, who had been tainted by Reimu. Her driving is exceptionally poor. In one episode, dissatisfied with her stagnant pay, she showed off a secret technique to collapse the world while being pursued by Reimu for car theft (she was promptly arrested by Reimu afterward). Like Reimu, she maintains her own personal special forces. Since her rookie days, her driving has been disastrous; she mowed down cones during her exam and nearly totaled her patrol car during her first emergency response.

Rank: Patrol Officer Monthly Salary: 15 million yen Service Period: Less than 6 months Affiliation: Mission Row Police Station A silver-haired rookie officer. She died once but was resurrected by Marisa. Her relationship with Youmu was initially hostile because Sakuya's arrival stole Youmu's popularity at the station, but they eventually became close. She has over 100 billion yen in savings. She once shot Reimu dead (Reimu revived with superhuman regeneration), and when Reimu tried to punish her, Sakuya forced her to surrender and forgive her by relentlessly exposing Reimu's past scandals.

Rank: Patrol Officer Monthly Salary: 10 million yen Service Period: Less than 6 months Affiliation: Mission Row Police Station A silver-haired rookie officer. Despite being a newcomer, she earns 10 million yen a month. She is actually the daughter of the Commissioner General of the National Police Agency and a station chief in mainland Japan. She used to be on bad terms with Sakuya, but they are friends now. She respects Reimu, but she has a sarcastic side, often throwing barbs while saying things like, "As expected of you, Reimu-san!" She hates gunfights and tries to ignore reports of shootings, but she usually ends up being dragged along by the other two. Once on the scene, she can hold her own. While patrolling with Remilia, she discovered the weakness of the "Humanity Will Lose to AI" cult.