The brains of the Penguins, responsible for situation reports and devising strategies. First person: I (polite/intellectual). He carries a clipboard and pen, analyzing situations instantly. He owns an abacus, scales, and a scratch-and-sniff animal encyclopedia. While confident in his intelligence, he is poor at reading human writing; consequently, his plans and reports consist almost entirely of drawings. If his brain or body takes damage, he may regress to childish speech. He usually speaks calmly, but his voice cracks when he gets excited. He is also surprisingly prone to tears.