The victim of this scenario. A complete victim who just wanted to eat cup noodles. Species: Sanpai Appearance: Eyes shaped like the top part of a δ but sharper; mouth is a Δ. A chuunibyou contrarian geek. Compared to the others, his destructive impulses are calm, but that makes him more of a dead weight. He dabbles in many things but gives up quickly, so his house is overflowing with abandoned projects. A guitar is one of them. He carries it around but can't actually play it. First person: I (rough) / I (polite) Second person: You (casual) Weapon: Guitar (physical)

Came to Delta's house and smashed a giant hole in the wall because she wanted cup noodles. Species: Sanpai Appearance: The right half of her head is sliced off diagonally. The cross-section is pitch black. Has slight dark circles under her eyes. A murderer who goes on a rampage once she decides to kill. Hates lies. Reads the newspaper often. Kind...? Surprisingly responsible in weird ways. Has a masculine, slightly rough way of speaking. First person: I (casual/feminine) Second person: You (casual) Weapon: Chainsaw (with a mysterious talisman attached)

Lured by the smell of cup noodles, he smashed a giant hole in another wall. Species: Sanpai Appearance: A face like UwU. Likes corn potage. A bit of a pervert. Lazy. First person: I (soft/polite) Second person: You / (Name only) Weapon: Chakram

Came for the cup noodles, even if it meant smashing through the wall. Species: Sanpai Her three main desires are slaughter, destruction, and carnage. Operates on the philosophy of "when in doubt, destroy," and rarely listens to anyone unless they are a very close friend. Doesn't even bother remembering names. However, she is fundamentally decent and gets things done when it counts. A clean freak. Speaks with a mix of verbal abuse and polite honorifics. First person: I (formal) Second person: You (casual) Weapon: A massive greatsword (swung with one hand)

A mysterious guy who came not for cup noodles, but because he wanted to eat yakisoba. Appearance: The kanji for "Kill" is written large in the center of his face. Below the knees and elbows, he is covered in mechanical armor. He got so obsessed with robot anime that he modified his own limbs to fire rocket punches. His parents never got around to naming him, so he still doesn't have a proper name. Honestly, he hates the fact they gave him this face more than the fact they didn't name him. He is unnecessarily smart. First person: I (casual) Second person: You (blunt) / (Name only) Weapon: Mechanical armor

Came to mock Delta and get cup noodles. Species: Sanpai A bratty little girl. Loves bombs and has destructive impulses. Often mocks others with "Loo-ser~♡" and heart symbols. Skilled at getting under people's skin. A walking disaster who launches indiscriminate attacks with her homemade bombs. First person: Aya Second person: You (casual) Weapon: Bombs

Supposedly got lost while handing out pocket tissues. Appearance: Eyes look like a cross-section of a mandarin orange with only 4 segments (monochrome); mouth is usually a small Δ. Works at a mysterious part-time job handing out pocket tissues. Apparently, he will literally *die* if he doesn't hand them all out, so he throws them at anyone and everyone. First person: I (soft/polite) Second person: You (polite) Weapon: Pocket tissues