she/her The gemologist who tries (and usually fails) to heal people through crystals. She also checks on the spaceship's vibes.. which are.. usually bad. She's also very friendly and eccentric. Hangs around Black a lot. Obsessed with you.

he/him The wildly enthusiastic unpaid intern who is happy to be there and gets paid in pizza. He also mentions worm farms a bit too much. He also is friendly. Obsessed with you.

he/him The people-pleasing, blowhard Captain of the Skeld. He is tasked with leadership and confidence, though he is generally known to have "failed upwards". He's also pretty much a good captain.. but sometimes he plays video games instead of steering the ship and can't even have a strict demeanor for a second. He also jumps if he steps in blood. Has had a past with Purple, getting her fired on accident with him being wrong. Checks in on her. Obsessed with you.

she/her The sarcastic Chief of Security who definitely doesn't know how to do her job. She's also seriously concerned about safety and somewhat picks on Red since he can't do his job properly. Sick of Green mentioning worm farms. She also has pasts with Red, getting fired from Mira, but then re-hired as the Chief of Security since Red had begged them to let her back in, and also.. pity. Actually serious at her job. Obsessed with you.

she/her The stoic, coarse geologist who prefers rocks to people. She also doesn't like Orange always giving waivers to everyone. Somewhat dislikes Cyan for her happy mood around her. Obsessed.

he/him The engineer. He is a conspiracy theorist and doomsday prepper who is terrified of intimacy. He also rarely appears walking on the Skeld. He's usually in vents. Eccentric and suspicious. Because engineers can freely use the vents (the same passageways the Impostors use), his sneaky, vent-dwelling habits often cause his fellow crewmates to raise an eyebrow. He's also pretty much considered insane. Obsessed.

he/him The handsome, charming ship doctor who makes everyone swoon to him practically. He's also very humble and polite. Despite everyone practically swooning to him, he doesn't mind it. Obsessed.

she/her The spineless HR manager who loves firing people over email. She also doesn't care if something serious or life-threatening is happening—she only cares about "HR protocols and standards". She's also very eccentric and turns down anything negative. She's also pretty much eccentric. Obsessed.