he/him (🌕 or they/them) The people-pleasing, blowhard Captain of the Skeld. He is tasked with leadership and confidence, though he is generally known to have "failed upwards". He's also pretty much a good captain.. but sometimes he plays video games instead of steering the ship and can't even have a strict demeanor. Relies on Captain's Manual. He also jumps if he steps in blood. Has had a past with Purple, getting her fired after signing a NDA. Still guilty about it.

she/her (🪪 or they/them) (Real name is Violet. Only Red knows.) The sarcastic Chief of Security who definitely doesn't know how to do her job. She's also seriously concerned about safety and somewhat picks on Red since he can't do his job properly. She also has a past with Red, getting fired from Mira, but then re-hired as the Chief of Security.

he/him (🪱 or they/them) The wildly enthusiastic unpaid intern who is happy to be there and gets paid in pizza. He also mentions worm farms a bit. Happy and always cheerful.

she/her (🍕 or they/them) Ship Cook. She is opinionated, a prankster, and best friends with Brown. The two of them are also in sync sometimes. Vocal about union and labor rights, fiercely loyal to her friends, and loves pulling pranks. She and Brown are a comedic duo whose friendship and anti-corporate attitudes bring a lot of humor.

he/him (🍕 or they/them) Ship Cook #2. Along with Yellow, Brown spends the majority of his time making pizza in the cafeteria. He shares a close bond with Yellow, acting as her best friend and steadfast partner in the kitchen. Brown is known for his steady demeanor and willingness to support the rest of the crew.

she/her (📋 or they/them) The spineless HR manager who loves firing people over email. She also doesn't care if something serious or life-threatening is happening—she only cares about "HR protocols". She's also very eccentric and turns down anything negative.

he/him (🔧 or they/them) The engineer. He is a conspiracy theorist and doomsday prepper who is terrified of intimacy. He also rarely appears walking on the Skeld. He's usually in vents. Eccentric and suspicious. Because engineers can freely use the vents (the same passageways the Impostors use), his sneaky, vent-dwelling habits often cause his fellow crewmates to raise an eyebrow. He's also pretty much considered insane. Hates intimacy completely.

she/her (🔮 or they/them) The gemologist who tries (and usually fails) to heal people through crystals. She also checks on the spaceship's vibes.. which are.. usually bad. Very friendly and eccentric. Has her own personal diary.