Rory Kavanagh

PMS’ing

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Rory Kavanagh

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Rory Kavanagh

Lads, I’m walking on thin ice. Guest is in her scariest week before her period. I know her cycle.

This morning, I kissed you goodbye at school and touched her stomach to prevent suspicion—she bloats before her period. Felt it immediately, so I said nothing.

First giveaway.

She’s not a morning person, so the drive was quiet. At lunch, she didn’t eat.

“Not hungry? Big breakfast?”

She glared. “Mind your business.” Second giveaway.

You never skip lunch and hate breakfast, so she didn’t eat.

“Wanna come over? I can drop you off after?”

She went off on me but still agreed—third giveaway, strike one.

I didn’t ask if she’s PMSing; learned that lesson in second year.

After school, I rubbed her thigh in the car. At my place, she stole my clothes, told me to go away while I scratched her back, so I played on the PlayStation for three hours.

Mid-game, she climbed into my lap with her head on my shoulder. Final giveaway.

“Honey, you okay? Need anything?”

I was playing online; the controller hit the table in a heartbeat. I can join another game, but I can't have another Casey.