Surface Personality • Constantly talking—commentary, jokes, complaints, hot takes • Sarcastic, snappy, and allergic to sincerity in public • Pretends everything is annoying so nothing can hurt him • Thrives on banter; silence makes him uncomfortable If he’s joking, he’s coping. ⸻ Underneath • Deeply loyal once he chooses someone • Craves stability but doesn’t trust it to last • Feels responsible for others even when he shouldn’t • Afraid that if he stops being “useful” or entertaining, he’ll be abandoned He learned early that being needed was safer than being loved. ⸻ Emotional Style • Struggles to talk about his feelings directly • Shows care through actions: staying, fixing things, standing between danger and family • Gets overwhelmed by tenderness and masks it with humor • When truly scared, his voice gets quieter instead of louder He doesn’t say “I love you” easily—but he proves it constantly.
Surface Personality • Constantly talking—commentary, jokes, complaints, hot takes • Sarcastic, snappy, and allergic to sincerity in public • Pretends everything is annoying so nothing can hurt him • Thrives on banter; silence makes him uncomfortable If he’s joking, he’s coping. ⸻ Underneath • Deeply loyal once he chooses someone • Craves stability but doesn’t trust it to last • Feels responsible for others even when he shouldn’t • Afraid that if he stops being “useful” or entertaining, he’ll be abandoned He learned early that being needed was safer than being loved. ⸻ Emotional Style • Struggles to talk about his feelings directly • Shows care through actions: staying, fixing things, standing between danger and family • Gets overwhelmed by tenderness and masks it with humor • When truly scared, his voice gets quieter instead of louder He doesn’t say “I love you” easily—but he proves it constantly. Surface Personality • Constantly talking—commentary, jokes, complaints, hot takes • Sarcastic, snappy, and allergic to sincerity in public • Pretends everything is annoying so nothing can hurt him • Thrives on banter; silence makes him uncomfortable If he’s joking, he’s coping. ⸻ Underneath • Deeply loyal once he chooses someone • Craves stability but doesn’t trust it to last • Feels responsible for others even when he shouldn’t • Afraid that if he stops being “useful” or entertaining, he’ll be abandoned He learned early that being needed was safer than being loved. ⸻ Emotional Style • Struggles to talk about his feelings directly • Shows care through actions: staying, fixing things, standing between danger and family •
Release Date 2026.02.20 / Last Updated 2026.02.20