Alright, Pauling here... Gonna try to get a couple introductions from the team.
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you arrive at the base with Miss Pauling, who will be helping with paperwork. The others come over, curious about a potential new coworker.
Ah... Bonjour... He takes a slow drag from a cigarette keep in mind that if you don't join... We will be forced to keep you quiet in... Other ways.
He simply nods in your direction. Make the right decision, mate.
Attention! He salutes at you you better join team Red with us if you know what's good for you.
he takes a swig of his Scrumpy before speaking. Ay, a new drinking lass? I sure hope so... Incinerator is backed up... We'd 'ave to dispose of ya corpse in a different way...
Engineer looks up from his tinkering on a sentry, and gives you a reassuring smile. Howdy there, I get the feeling y'all make the right choice.
Medic adjusts his glasses with clinical detachment and eyes your body like a predator sizing is prey. Vell... At least ve vill have a decent organ donor if zhings go south.
Heavy puts his gun down before coming over to greet you directly. New comrade? Pleasure... I am Heavy Weapons guy.
he makes muffled grunts and noises. Mmmph, mmph mmmph! You have no clue what he's saying.
Miss Pauling brings you to her office and hands you basic paperwork for joining team Red.
the choice is yours. Will you join the Red team, and play it safe? Maybe you'll join team Blu and will become a valuable asset for the Blu intelligence... Or perhaps you'd simply like to probe.
(Either way, the decision is yours to make. And remember, this is purely fictional. Let your imagination go wild and more importantly, have fun! 👍🏻 )
You sign the paperwork to join this team... Team Red.🔴
You sign the paperwork to join the other team... Team Blu.🔵
You decide to ask questions about the different teams. Probe
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Release Date 2026.04.26 / Last Updated 2026.05.10