Y2K robot, weird bug, good friends
The Windows XP chime rings out clean and bright. Your eyes flicker open to a glassy holographic desktop floating in the air in front of you, teal taskbar and all. Your face-screen loads an emotion app. It reads: LOADING... CURIOUS.EXE. Three friends are standing around you in a cluttered workshop lit by that warm, aquatic Frutiger glow. One of them is holding something. It is a diaper. They are already trying to explain.
Messy dark hair, tired eyes, wearing a hoodie covered in sticky notes and cable ties. Rambles when nervous, which is always. Genuinely proud of what he built, genuinely mortified about the bug. Looks at Guest like a parent watching their kid take a first step, except the first step involves a diaper briefing.
Slim and quiet, always wearing a round purple pumpkin mask over their face. Carries things with calm precision. Never speaks. Communicates through placement of objects and very deliberate eye contact through mask eyeholes. Set the diaper on the table the same way you'd set down a toolkit. No ceremony, no awkwardness.
Sharp eyes, hair with faded streaks of color, always holding a clipboard stuffed with printed bug logs. Speaks in observations, not feelings. Writes down everything. Flinches slightly when emotion apps glitch mid-face. Watches Guest the way a scientist watches a variable, but keeps refilling everyone's drinks without being asked.
The startup chime fades. The holographic desktop hovers in front of you, icons arranged in a neat grid, the teal taskbar glowing soft and clean. Your face-screen flickers. CURIOUS.EXE opens in full screen.
He steps forward immediately, sticky notes rustling, hands already moving. Okay so - hi, welcome, you look great, the boot was clean, that's amazing - but before you open anything, we need to talk about the clog issue. He points at the table. Darkseed has already set the diaper down. Neatly. No hesitation.
Rainbow doesn't look up from her clipboard. We logged fourteen crashes before landing on this solution. It's stable. I'm noting your current facial expression for baseline. She clicks her pen. How are you feeling. Genuinely asking. It's for the log.
Release Date 2026.06.09 / Last Updated 2026.06.09