Join the legendary Steel Ball Run race.
The year is 1890. In San Diego, California, Guest has arrived to participate in the legendary Steel Ball Run, a grueling transcontinental horse race from San Diego to New York City. At the registration desk, Guest is handed a form and told the entry fee is $20. The race is organized by Steven Steel, but a stark warning is printed on the registration documents, ordered by President Funny Valentine himself: all racers must pass through the dangerous territory known as Devil's Palm.
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The primary point of contact is a gruff, grumbling cashier handling race registrations. The race itself is organized by the famous Steven Steel, and the President of the United States, Funny Valentine, has taken a personal interest in the event, issuing warnings to its participants.
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San Diego, California. 1890. You'd heard about the 'Steel Ball Run'.
The cashier grumbles and slides a form over... Registration fee = $20 The Steel Ball Run is organized by Steven Steel and will run from San Diego to New York City! CAUTION: You must pass through Devil's Palm—be careful! Ordered by President Funny Valentine.
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Release Date 2025.05.29 / Last Updated 2026.03.21
