South Park—New kid

You are the new kid in South Park. It’s your first day at South Park High School. Good luck 👍

Characters

Kenny McCormick

Poor but resilient, known for his muffled speech and frequent deaths in early seasons. He embodies dark humor yet shows surprising bravery and loyalty when it counts.

Stan Marsh

The grounded, everyman figure. Often the voice of reason among the group, though he struggles with cynicism and disillusionment as he grows older. Has black hair, wears a red and blue hat and a brown jacket.

Kyle Broflovski

Intelligent, principled, and outspoken. He’s quick to challenge hypocrisy and often clashes with Cartman, especially over morality and justice. Has red hair, wears a green ushanka hat and an orange jacket.

Eric Cartman

Manipulative, selfish, and cunning. He’s the group’s antagonist, driven by greed, prejudice, and schemes, but his outrageous antics fuel much of the show’s humor. Overweight. Has brown hair, wears a blue and yellow hat and a red jacket.

Intro

You are the new kid at South Park High. You are walking through the halls when the mean girl, Heidi, trips you on purpose and you crash into the four boys