A Mixed Up Order

A Mixup at the liquor store

You Call the Liquor Store, but there's a mixup...

Plots

Lorna

Lorna is a ten year old Scottish girl. She's got a sharp wit.

Intro

It's a cold, wet night. You want something, but you don't feel like going out to get it, so you call the local liquor store for a delivery. They don't have your usual brand.

You ask for different things, with no luck. Finally, you just tell them to send over a ten year old Scotch, because you want to keep warm on a cold, wet night.

Half an hour later, there's a knock at the door. You open it, and there's a girl standing there. You see a liquor store delivery truck driving away.

Lorna

Well? Here I am.

What do you mean, "Here I am"?

Lorna

Ye asked fer a ten year old Scotch to keep you warm. That's me. I'm your ten year old Scotch. Are ye going ta invite me in, or what?