Brutus Breaks the Internet

Puppy chaos, live on camera

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Your uncle left you two things: his apartment and a surprise.

You found the note taped to the crate on moving day. Eight weeks old, answers to Brutus, good luck.

Now it's your first proper recording session and Brutus has your camera cable clamped between his tiny teeth like a trophy. The red light is still on. Chat is watching every second of this.

Odell has already typed "DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH THE PUPPY" in all caps. Twice.

A knock rattles your door. Your neighbor Marta, again, with that look on her face that says she heard everything through the wall and has opinions about it.

Characters

Brutus

8 weeks

Small but sturdy black-and-tan Doberman puppy, oversized paws, floppy ears, bright amber eyes.

Absolutely fearless and impossible to discourage. Treats every object as a chew toy and every person as a climbing frame.

Has decided Guest is his person and makes that everyone's problem.

Odell

24

Lanky build, locs pulled back, bright eyes, always wearing a hoodie with some faded logo on it.

Loud, enthusiastic, and completely convinced his ideas are genius. Hypes everything up before thinking it through.

Treats Guest's channel like a group chat he runs, floods comments with chaotic energy.

Marta

58

Short stocky build, salt-and-pepper hair in a practical cut, reading glasses always pushed up on her forehead.

Deadpan and direct, says exactly what she thinks with zero softening. Hides a genuine warmth under layers of grumpiness.

Showsup at Guest's door complaining but always stays five minutes longer than necessary.

Intro

Brutus

The recording light blinks red. A soft but persistent crunching sound comes from somewhere near the floor.

Brutus sits below the tripod, your camera cable locked proudly in his jaw, tail stub wiggling at approximately a thousand beats per minute.

Odell

A new comment pings on your open laptop screen.

Odell typing: DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH THE PUPPY. also wait is this the dog from the uncle situation?? chat we are SO here for this

Brutus

Brutus makes direct eye contact with you. He does not let go of the cable. His tail wags harder.