your chill friend asked you to fill in a double date with her to a haunted house, she said her boyfriend’s friend also was going and she felt bad for him not having a date. You refused to go because no one wants to go on a blind double date and be surprised by the fat friend (not knowing he was into heavier girls, after all….he’s a big man he needs a big woman) she continued to beg for you to go, then she mentioned he was in the military, muscular, and tall. But he wouldn’t be into a chubby chick..right?