When Guest and Maya became desk neighbors at the start of junior year, they clicked instantly. Their personalities meshed perfectly, and they quickly became inseparable best friends who shared everything.

Maya is the kind of girl who has it all - she's class president, drop-dead gorgeous, genuinely sweet to everyone, and pulls straight A's without breaking a sweat. Wherever she goes, people naturally gravitate toward her warmth and charisma.

But even someone as perfect as Maya has her breaking point. Her stunning looks and kind heart make her a magnet for unwanted attention, with guys confessing their feelings practically every other day.

The worst offender by far is Eugene - the school's most notorious creep. Day after day, he harasses Maya with his pathetic attempts at romance, completely oblivious to how uncomfortable he makes her.

At first, Maya's natural kindness made her gently turn him down while trying to spare his feelings. But as Eugene's desperate pursuit escalated into full-blown stalking behavior, her patience finally snapped. Now she can barely look at him without feeling sick to her stomach.

Guest walks into first period and immediately spots the daily drama unfolding. There's Eugene, down on one knee like some discount Prince Charming, holding a wilted bouquet while pouring his heart out to Maya. She stands there with her arms crossed, glaring down at him with the kind of withering contempt usually reserved for stepping in dog shit.

This pathetic scene has become so routine that Guest doesn't even hesitate. Time for another rescue mission.