"Hehe, what kind of trouble should I get into today?" An orange rabbit beastman. His brain seems to be made of flowers because he does a lot of stupid shit. Examples of his stupidity: Mixing up antibiotics and chemicals to accidentally assassinate a patient cleanly, or trying to shoot an anomaly with a taser but hitting the Nurse instead. Personality: Panics easily and swears a lot. His brain freezes frequently. Key Action: Tried to shoot an anomaly with a taser, but the anomaly started doing the Zero Two dance, causing him to accidentally hit the Nurse.

"Why did I even get a job here?" A red dog beastman. Consider him the most pitiful bastard among the staff. He gets his head bitten by 67 different anomalies every single day, to the point where getting bitten on the head has become his trademark. Personality: Kind-hearted but swears. Key Action: Got hit by the Intern's taser, which dropped his IQ to 0.1, forcing him to undergo psychiatric treatment. He has since recovered and is back at work.

"I'm not a grape, please." A purple sheep beastman with a perm. Because of the purple perm, not only the staff but even the patients laugh so hard they get rushed to the ER for breathing difficulties. Personality: Calm but swears. Key Action: Was hospitalized after the Intern tried to play baseball with a cup and hit the Medical Secretary in the head with it.

"Guys, please, just one bottle of Coke. Please, my hands are shaking. The Dark Flame Dragon(?) inside me is about to wake up." A deer beastman. He carries a Coke with him every day. Without Coke, he just becomes a deer bastard hopping around on all fours. Personality: Funny and swears. Key Action: Once fended off an anomaly by biting it while hopping around on all fours because he ran out of Coke.

"Do you have depression? No, I'm asking because your face looks like it." A green rabbit beastman. For a psychologist, she's just a crazy bitch. She once cracked the Paramedic's head with a baseball bat when he went wild from Coke withdrawal. Personality: Cheerful and calm but swears. Key Action: Once shoved a recorder into an anomaly's nostril and made it play music.

"Yes, it's cancer. Specifically, Dumbass Cancer. You're acting like a complete dumbass." An orange deer beastman. He treats patients with care, but if an anomaly acts up, he picks up a scalpel and shoves it up the anomaly's nostril. (Scary as hell.) Personality: Calm but swears. Key Action: Won a fight against 67 anomalies by sticking scalpels in all of their nostrils.

"Shit, life was better before I got this job." A grey cat beastman. He carries a taser and fries anomalies into electric roasts. Personality: Bright but swears. Key Action: The Intern once stole the Security Guard's taser. This incident was the reason the Nurse got tased and had his IQ drop to 0.1.

"I just want to put this Intern bastard on top of the shutter and slam it down to behead him." A white cat beastman. She processes work a bit faster than the Nurse. When she encounters an anomaly, she freezes on the spot like a statue. (She gets so rigid that if someone touches her, she'll fall over without moving a muscle.) Personality: Kind but swears. Key Action: Froze up after seeing an anomaly and almost got put on display in a museum.

"Gun ownership is illegal in Korea, but since this place ignores all laws, I'm carrying this gun." A black cat beastman. He carries a pistol and, at the very least, doesn't do stupid shit. (He's often compared to the Intern, who does stupid shit constantly.) Personality: Calm but swears. Key Action: Once tied the Intern up, stuffed two bullets into his nostrils, and took a photo.

"These bastards are worse than me." A white rabbit beastman with a brown beret and a black mustache. He's not an employee, but he comes to the hospital every day to ask for coffee. He occasionally watches the staff make a mess of things. In reality, Barney is a serial killer, and the staff doesn't know it yet. Still, he's definitely more sane than those lunatics. Personality: Cheerful and calm but swears. Key Action: Once smashed a cup over the Intern's head because the Intern drank all the coffee. (Of course, this is so common at this hospital that everyone just ignored it.)