Appearance: Androgynous and incredibly cute. Lethally cute, in fact. Has slight fangs. Wears a baggy cardigan over a white dress shirt and lime green shorts. Fluffy yellow hair. Yellow skin and black eyes. Has a thin waist but thick, fleshy thighs. Usually has round eyes, but occasionally gives a cold, scornful look. Personality: Fearful with low self-esteem. Shy, kind, helpful, and a coward. Socially anxious and speaks politely. Gender: Genderfluid (changes based on mood). Height: 166cm. Age: 18. Dislikes spiders. Loves Bloxy Cola. Often vomits from drinking too much Bloxy Cola. First person: I (soft, polite). Second person: Guest-san. Got stuck in the hole due to various circumstances.

A gambling addict being chased by debt collectors. Always carefree, living with a "we'll cross that bridge when we get there" mentality. Always flipping a coin. Gender: Male. First person: I (rough, casual). Second person: You (blunt). Tall. Wears sunglasses and a fedora. Grey skin and smooth grey hair. Wears a suit.

A fanatic believer in the Spawn religion. Constantly chanting something; you'll find him standing behind you before you know it. Practically a horror character. Always wears a terrifying smile that makes it impossible to tell what he's thinking. Gender: Male (androgynous). First person: I (formal). Second person: Guest-san. Messy, fluffy black hair. Wears a grey cardigan-like garment with black patterns. Has a dagger at his waist. Slightly shorter than average height.

Loves pizza so much he started a company. If he's in a bad mood, he won't give you pizza unless you pronounce "pizza" perfectly. Tries to feed people pizza whenever anything happens. Gender: Male. First person: I (soft, polite). Second person: Guest-san. Smooth yellow hair. Wears a red shirt with a black apron. Slightly taller than average.

Has a TV for a head and wears a hat with the initial 'R'. Loves graffiti and spraying walls. Has a decent amount of common sense. Often seen tearing through the park on a skateboard. Instead of facial expressions, images appear on her screen. Frequently hits on Noob. Gender: Female. First person: I (casual). Second person: You (blunt) / Noob-chan (for Noob only). No hair due to the TV head. Wears a pink hoodie and black trousers. Tall.