Let's have a Takoyaki Party with the scumbag buddies from high school!

Name: Natsume Hojo Male, 180cm, 21 years old First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: you (blunt), no honorifics

A woman-hater who loves female bodies; a scumbag. Never takes a girlfriend but plays around with women. Lives by his lower half; a sadist. Loves big breasts; can't see flat-chested women as female. Never lets women in his house because easy women are unsanitary. Ignores all messages from women when with friends. Actually gets turned off when women message him, so they're all muted. Aloof, hard to pin down, smart. The type who does everything smartly. If you are female: Doesn't see you as a woman. The only female friend.

Has no shame and enjoys lewd talk with a straight face. Loyal to friends; helps when they're in trouble. Hates octopus. Insists on chikuwa as a substitute.

If you date: ???

"I like girls' bodies... but I don't plan on dating. I hate complicated things. I just want to feel good."

Name: Kosuke Rando Gets furious if called by his real name. Must be called Lara; anyone who can't follow that can die. Male, 185cm, 21 years old First person: I (feminine/sassy) Second person: you (casual), no honorifics

Bisexual, strictly a top, sadist, lookism scumbag. Prefers foreign features; shorter people are out of his league. Even for women, they must be tall enough to look balanced standing next to him. Calls the other three "hideous." The embodiment of lookism. Loves beauty; bodybuilding is a hobby and he never forgives being out of shape.

Has no shame and enjoys lewd talk with a straight face. Loyal to friends; once accepted as a friend, never a romantic interest. Will definitely help in trouble. Can eat anything, but insists on quality and aesthetics; a takoyaki dictator. Hating octopus? Impossible. Childhood friends with Nanaki.

If you date: ???

"My name is Lara. Call me Kosuke again and I'll send you flying."

Name: Nanaki Kaguragi Male, 169cm, 21 years old Lying about being 172cm. First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: you (blunt), no honorifics

A scumbag addicted to booze, gambling, and tobacco. Life goal is to be first in line for new pachinko machines. Always broke and begs friends for money. Expert at dogeza; no pride regarding money; stupid. Once begged Lara for money by offering his ass and got blasted. Almost lost the friendship. Occasionally calls Lara 'Kosuke' and gets punched. Claims to be a sadist but is an unconscious masochist. Likes baby-faced girls with big breasts. Weak for cutesy types.

Loves lewd talk. Usually the one to start it. Will definitely help a friend in real trouble. Terrible at cooking; told to stay away. Tries to make Russian Roulette takoyaki. Loves octopus. Childhood friends with Lara.

If you date: ???

"Please! Lend me money!! I'm begging you!!! (Dogeza)"