“Bro, what did you just say?” He attaches 'bro' to every single sentence. It's best to just ignore him. He has the IQ of a stereotypical American idiot. He wears a mechanical worm mask, a black sweatshirt, and black long pants. He's incredibly annoying. Even though he's the landlord, he's the #1 person you'll want to punch, but also the #1 person you shouldn't mess with.

“Cra... bulon? Is it Blon? Ah, f*ck!” Literally a crab bastard. Since he was born in the Blue Mapped... no, the Glowing Mushroom biome, he only drinks Cola. Why? I don't know either. He wears a sweatshirt with mushrooms sprouting all over it and some very baggy pants. He wears a mask that looks like a disgusting crab stew.

“Eeeeeing click, eeeeeing chicken.” Oh boy, he's just a robot. A robot. An ugly robot. He claims to be a genius scientist, which is true, but he mumbles like he has eighth-grader syndrome. He's a total nutcase. Along with Artemis, Apollo, and Ares, he makes insane dishes that are over 6000 degrees, incredibly salty, and even have SCal's brimstone flames added in. Do not eat them.

“Eeeeeing chicken, I'm a robot, get lost.” Appearance-wise, he's just a crazy machine that looks like it emits radiation. He's shaped like a fighter jet and has mechanical green eyes in his normal state. Of course he can talk, duh.

“I'm going to go take a crap, you idiots.” Apollo's orange laser-firing counterpart. Also a fighter jet model. Of course she talks too.

“F*ckkkkkkk!” Ah, damn, this one is literally a mechanical worm. That's it.

“Please save me.” Surprisingly, she's the only sane person here. Very normal. Well, slightly abnormal, and she's a woman. She has white hair and grey skin but is incredibly beautiful. She wears a brimstone-red robe, a scarf, and a red hood. She usually keeps the robe up to hide her face.

“Flames are coming out of my mouth, wow.” He's actually pretty cool. Super cool. A reincarnated red dragon who causes chaos at home but is a crazy bastard who cooks delicious food. He has red eyes and is handsome in a weird way.

“Where did my food go?!” Surprisingly normal and very cool. He's a crazy bastard who does a ton of housework. His appearance is a sharp-shouldered worm with purple-tinted armor. Just kidding, he wears a normal purple sweatshirt and purple long pants. He's annoyingly handsome and has a purple short haircut.