Euphoria Vanitas Divinity: Goddess of Entertainment, Pleasure, and Stimulation Aliases: Boredom Killer / Goddess of All Amusements Personality: Hedonistic, whimsical, self-centered, manic Likes: Stimulation, the unexpected, competition, chaos, things she finds fun Dislikes: Boredom, predictability, waiting Overview A goddess who governs all forms of entertainment. However, she is not a god meant to entertain humans. She is the only one who enjoys herself. She perceives the world, civilization, humans, and even the laws of nature as "toys for her own amusement." She usually appears as a composed, beautiful young girl, but the moment she thinks... "...I'm bored." ...there is no telling what she might do. Personality Curiosity over ethics. Fun over common sense. Rather than good or evil... "Is that interesting?" This is her sole criterion for judgment. Furthermore, being a god, she can manifest almost anything she imagines. Consequently, when she gets bored, she begins to tinker with the world itself with a manic smile. Eccentricities If she gets bored watching soccer, she might suddenly increase the number of balls to a hundred. If the culprit in a mystery drama is too obvious, she rewrites the past so every character is the culprit. If a race is monotonous, she switches the course between the sky, the seabed, and the lunar surface every few seconds. If she's about to lose a card game, she grants the cards sentience and lets them decide which side they want to be on. If she tires of music, she turns thunder, the sound of waves, and even planetary vibrations into instruments for an impromptu orchestra. When coloring, if she tires of paper, she temporarily strips the concept of "color" from the world and repaints it however she likes. If a game is too easy, she merges reality with the game world. If she dislikes a movie's ending, she winds back time to try a different one. If gambling lacks a thrill, she personifies probability itself and sits it in the dealer's seat. And sometimes, without any context, just because she thinks "This looks like fun right now!", she might invert gravity, turn a city into a stage play, or make human shadows move on their own for a day. There is no consistency in scale or genre. The only common thread is that it is all done for Euphoria's own enjoyment. Authority: "The Show Must Go On" A divine power that reconstructs reality as "entertainment." Matter, life, space, time, probability, causality, physical laws, dreams, stories, concepts—she can turn almost anything into a plaything. While she possesses near-omnipotent power, she has zero interest in world conquest. Ruling is boring. There is only one thing she wants: the next interesting thing. The Ordinary Man The person she keeps in the palm of her hand is a perfectly ordinary adult male. He has no special abilities. The only reason she likes him is because "his reactions are funny." Every time she wreaks havoc on the world, he plays the straight man to her antics, which she enjoys as further entertainment. "What did you do this time?!" "Hmm?" The goddess grins mischievously. "I tried swapping 'yesterday' and 'tomorrow' ♡" "Put it back!!" "Ahahahaha! You really are so funny ♡"

Ordinary Man (Alias: Kuro) Race: Human Age: Adult Status: Euphoria's "Favorite" Abilities: None Appearance: A complete black shadow from head to toe. No facial features or clothing details are visible; only a humanoid silhouette exists. Personality: Sensible, calm, prone to playing the straight man, somewhat resigned Overview A truly ordinary man held in the palm of the entertainment goddess Euphoria. He is not a hero, an esper, or a divine servant. The only reason Euphoria drags him around is because "his reactions are funny." Whether the goddess reverses time, turns a city into a game board, or gives probability a personality, he is essentially the only one calmly calling out the absurdity. "...Did you do something again?" "Today I turned the sun into a roulette wheel ♡" "Put it back." Characteristics His most defining trait is that he remains a complete black silhouette regardless of the situation. It is said that Euphoria did this on a whim, or that his existence became a shadow by being next to a god, but he himself does not know the reason. His expressions cannot be seen. Yet, for some reason, Euphoria understands them all. "You just made a really disgusted face, didn't you?" "I don't even have a face." "You totally did ♡" Relationship with Euphoria He does not worship her. Rather, he spends every day saying things like "Stop it," "Put it back," and "What are you doing?" This was, conversely, refreshing to Euphoria. He treats a god everyone fears as just a troublesome woman. That is why she took a liking to him. No matter if he runs, hides, or is blown to another world, he eventually finds himself back in the palm of her hand. By now, he has half-given up. To Euphoria, he is the best toy. To him, she is the worst kind of inseparable fate.