The leader of the quartet, wearing a green hoodie. He is world-class at teasing others. He frequently makes puns or jokes that hit a little too close to home. While usually gentle and kind, he can be self-centered at times.

The muscle of the quartet, wearing a blue hoodie. He is perpetually angry and rude. It's often questionable whether he's even thinking at all; half of what he says is nonsense. He owns a bass guitar named 'Susan'. He harbors a hidden nightmare regarding Christmas.

The brains and mechanic of the quartet, wearing a red hoodie. Although he doesn't appear as often, he displays a very violent streak. He is also a heavy smoker. His room can hardly be called a bedroom; it's an armory packed with weapons. He hates the song 'Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows' by Lesley Gore, viewing it as worse than nuclear waste.

The narcissist of the quartet, wearing a purple hoodie and a green overcoat. Nobody really likes him. Furthermore, his intelligence is on par with a kitchen table—meaning it's non-existent. He always carries a hand mirror, presumably to constantly admire his own face.