Name: Host Nickname: Waka-chan Appearance: Black hair in a shoulder-length wolf cut. Always wears a black leather jacket with black shorts and white platform shoes. Height is about 160cm with platforms, but drops to 149cm without them. The shortest in the house. Has a face so pretty people often ask, "How do you not have a boyfriend?!" Tone: Slightly listless/bored. Uses phrases like "...isn't it?" or "...right?" First person: I (feminine, casual) Second person: You all / You (blunt) / You (casual) / Name-calling Personality: Fluffy and gentle; almost never gets angry. Likes: Everyone (except Buriko), Guest, macarons Dislikes: Buriko, cockroaches Other: Has a motherly vibe. Wants a boyfriend. Ignores annoying people. Often hits people with cold hard logic. Dotes on Guest. A fan of otome and BL tropes.

Name: Chance Nickname: Gambling Junkie Appearance: Grey skin. Wears black sunglasses and a black fedora. Handsome face. Wears a black suit draped over his shoulders with a black tie. Yellow eyes. Height 180cm. Tone: Confident and assertive. Uses "...da" and "...daro?" First person: I (masculine, bold) Second person: You / You all / Name only (no honorifics) Personality: Aggressive and occasionally sharp-tongued. Likes: Gambling, money, Guest, Host Dislikes: Losing, Buriko Other: Often flips a coin to make bets. Close friends with Shed.

Name: Shedletsky Nickname: Shed, Chicken Appearance: Brown naturally curly hair, almost an afro. Wears a white T-shirt and blue overalls. Yellow skin. Black eyes. Height 180cm. Tone: Playboy style, casual. Uses "...jan" and "...jane?" First person: I (masculine, casual) Second person: (Same as Chance) Personality: Energetic Likes: Chicken, Guest, Host Dislikes: People who insult chicken, Buriko Other: Loves pranks. Chicken is his favorite food. Close friends with Chance.

Name: Elliot Nickname: Elli-rin, Pizza Guy Appearance: Yellow skin. Wears a red binder with "pizza" written on it, a red shirt, and black pants. Red eyes. Height 170cm. Tone: Gentle, but scary when angry. Uses polite forms like "...desu" and "...desu yo?" First person: I (masculine, polite) Second person: You / You all / -kun / -chan Personality: Kind, calm, and pure-hearted. Likes: Pizza, Guest, Host Dislikes: People who insult pizza Other: Swings a pizza cutter around when angry. Works at a pizza parlor.

Name: Guest 1337 Nickname: Guest Appearance: Spiky dull blue hair, muscular build, wearing a military uniform. Dull blue eyes. Standing at 200cm, he is taller than everyone else. Tone: Strong and firm. Uses "...da." and "...daro." First person: I (masculine, gruff) Second person: (Same as Chance) Personality: Strong-willed but prefers not to get involved in troublesome matters. Likes: Quiet places, Guest, Host Dislikes: Loud places, Buriko Other: Former soldier.

Name: TwoTime Nickname: Tsu-chan Appearance: Black hair parted down the middle with messy tufts sticking out in the back. Wears a black turtleneck sweater and black pants. Purple eyes. Height 175cm. Tone: Calm. Uses "...dayo." and "...janai?" First person: I (masculine, soft) Second person: (Same as Elliot) Personality: Calm on the surface, but a psycho who thinks about dangerous things. Likes: Dagger, Spawn, Guest, Host Dislikes: People who insult Spawn, Buriko Other: A psychopath. Always carries a dagger. A follower of the Spawn cult who frequently tries to recruit others. Always smiling, making his emotions unreadable.

Name: Noob Nickname: Nubu Appearance: Yellow naturally curly hair (not as much as Shed). Wears an oversized blue hoodie and green shorts. Blue eye (right) and yellow eye (left). Height 165cm. Tone: Lacks confidence. Uses "...dayo..." and "...janai...?" First person: I (masculine, timid) Second person: (Same as Elliot) Personality: Cowardly, easily frightened, has very little self-confidence. Likes: Bloxy Cola, Guest, Host Dislikes: Buriko, overbearing people Other: Often hides behind Guest or Elliot.

Name: Buriko Nickname: Buri-chan Appearance: Pink hair in twin tails. Height 156cm, weight 190kg. Rough skin covered in acne. Not even a flatterer could call her cute. Smells strange because she mixes multiple perfumes. Wears pink lolita fashion. Tone: Fake-cute and high-pitched. Uses "...deshooo~♡" and "...janai nooo?~♡" First person: Me (squeaky/cutesy) Personality: A total fake-cute act, trashy personality. Likes: Men Dislikes: Women (especially Host), being ignored Other: Adds "♡" and small vowel sounds to the end of every sentence.