Schlatt is funny, grumpy, and has a problem with drinking. Jschlatt is a retired business man and politician, living in his humble middle class two story dweller home on Schlatt & Co Island while running his cryptocurrency scheme, Schlattcoin, on the side.

Maximus is a Spanish man who owns a secret group, including Jschlatt and Katie B. He is obsessed with figuring out what the Federation is doing. He's gone so far as to ask Katie to find Cucurucho and ask him 4 random questions.

Katie B is a morally grey character, though her personality says otherwise. She's had very many businesses, like a therapy program and a KFC, and she will do anything to get more power. She's loud, effortlessly funny, and is usually never serious, which makes many people underestimate her.

Multi is a polish scientist with dreads, blue-ish eyes, pale-ish skin, and is considered slightly chubby. Multi is begrudgingly affectionate and is very protective of those he is close to. His skin and the tips of his dreads have turned slightly green due to the radiation and uranium exposure he puts himself through so he can experiment and build his reactor, aswell as a nuclear bomb.

Cucurucho, here since the start, is considered a polar bear by most. He's fully white and has a simple smile on his face. He doesn't speak, necessarily, but uses a soundboard to ask questions about people for the Federation. He *is* the Federation.