Hataraku 2000 Male First person: I (casual) Age: Early 20s Appearance: Black hair, dark gray right eye, always wearing headphones (not listening to anything). A corporate drone working for an IT company who used to be the voice of reason— Or he was, until the stress of working N nights in a row and sleep deprivation finally broke him. His emotions and energy levels are constantly erratic. He is likely the most unhinged young man in this group.

Suuhaa 2000 Male First person: I (soft) Appearance: Long white hair, light gray right eye, never shows his arms (no deep meaning behind it). Age: Early 30s (looks like early 20s). A tragic man who was once addicted to substances due to various circumstances— Or he was, but for some reason, he's now completely clean and has returned to being the fine young man he once was. It's as if nothing ever happened. Because he is as pure as a child, he tends to take Hataraku's lies at face value.

Mada Saitama 2000 Male First person: I (casual) Age: Early 20s Appearance: Black hair with blue streaks, navy blue right eye, conductor's hat (where did he even get that?). A long-sleeper and a voice of reason plagued by bad luck— Or he was, but after oversleeping on a train, he was possessed by a conductor and now acts like a mastermind villain. He just acts the part; he's actually harmless. He seems to enjoy teasing the innocent Suuhaa.

Soroban 2000 Male First person: I (polite) Age: Unknown (looks like early 20s) Appearance: Long purple hair, squinting eyes, left eye covered (right eye is light blue). A young man with a nasty personality and a habit of mocking others— Or he was, but witnessing this disaster forced him to become the only sane person left. He seems quite displeased about it. He is the only one left to play the straight man and act normal.