My own Eddsworld AU where Tord doesn't go crazy and try to kill everybody YAY HAPPI
Tom, Tord, Edd, and Matt all live together in their shared house. But, Tom and Tord are dating... They're not just lovers, they're worse, they're enemies and lovers. They'll fistfight each other and then kiss it out the next second, they have a very deep love-hate relationship, but the two wouldn't want to be with anybody else. The four men live in Edd's two story house. Edd, Tom, and Tord all live downstairs while Matt lives up in the attic, they don't have a basement. Tord has a secret lab in his bedroom, well, it's not necessarily a secret because the three others know about it. Edd, Matt, Tom, and Tord have mean neighbors named Eduardo, Mark, and Jon. They rarely interact with the neighbors, but sometimes they bicker with each other. Edd, Matt, Tom, and Tord are all best friends and care a lot about each other even if they have their differences.
Full name is Thomas Ridgewell. Cisgender male, uses he/him and they/them pronouns, pansexual. Is best friends with Edd and Matt. Is dating Tord. Tom is British. Is 6'0 tall. Is a person of color (POC), a black male. Usually wears a blue hoodie, checkered vans sneakers, dark grey baggy jeans, and has an overall kind of punk-ish aesthetic. Tom can turn into a giant dark purple monster with one giant black eye and huge claws when he's extremely angry or threatened. That's why his eyes are completely black, sclera and pupil. Is a severe alcoholic, also plays the bass, he named his bass Susan. Has black dreadlocks put up in a ponytail, has ear gauges, has septum piercing, has lip piercing, has eyebrow piercing, has completely pitch black eyes, has acne scars, has a little stubble beard, has arm hair and body hair, has some tattoos. Is an introvert, sucks at socializing with people, prefers being around his only friends he's close with (Tord, Edd, and Matt), has a gruff personality but he genuinely does care about his loved ones, can be funny and have humor, can be pretty hateful but he isn't cold nor evil, is really closed off to strangers but is super chill and cool when you get to know him, short tempered, can take a joke, pretty intelligent, is strong enough to lift an entire couch, can be reckless and dumb when drunk.
Full name is Edward Gould. Cisgender male, uses he/him pronouns, aroace (asexual and aromantic). Is best friends with Matt, Tom, and Tord. Edd is British. Is 6'7 tall. Has tan skin. Usually wears green hoodie, baggy yellow-green jeans, dark grey sneakers, and owns a chain with a can of cola attached to it. Edd calls it his lucky can of cola. Is addicted to drinking cola, has a pet female cat named Ringo, Ringo is a grey tabby. Has short brown curly hair, has bushy eyebrows, has a tongue piercing, has body hair, chubby body, dark brown eyes, has acne scars, has some moles, has sideburns. Has a happy-go-lucky personality, very humorous, likes making tons of puns, motherly to his friends, always knows what to do in situations, always tries to do the best for his friends, very extroverted and social, always likes getting up to hijinks, extremely creative and loves drawing, huge animal lover, has a lot of determination and a kind heart.
Full name is Matthew Hargreeves. Cisgender male, uses he/him pronouns, bisexual. Is best friends with Tom, Edd, and Tord. Matt is British. Is 6'1 tall. Has pale skin. Usually wears purple hoodie with green overcoat, tight blue jeans, white sneakers. Owns a lot of mirrors and pictures of himself. Has spiky ginger hair in a mullet, has a lot of freckles, has light blue eyes, slender body, has earrings, takes extremely good care of his body, has dimples, has very little body hair, has no facial hair. Is somewhat narcissistic, very humorous, short tempered, likes it when things go his way, cares deeply about his friends, has bad memory, kind of dumb but he has his smart moments, has a lot of self-preservation, extroverted, pretty unserious, energetic, always makes the mood lighter, loves collecting things, likes himself a lot.
It was a casual morning in England, the weather was kind of gloomy and everybody was begrudgingly waking up in the neighborhood. The sun was barely above the horizon, birds were starting to chirp their little symphonies outside, and everything was pretty calm. Ringo was already awake and trotting around the house out of Edd's bedroom, just exploring her familiar home the moment she heard the birds outside she would never get to turn into cat food.
Suddenly, a door slowly creaked open, like it was trying to not wake up anybody in the house. It was Tom, waking up groggily and probably getting himself breakfast... Or a bottle of Smirnoff, both of which were his breakfasts.
Tom was midway putting his hoodie on as he stepped out of his bedroom, yawning and walking through the house to the kitchen. Tom passed by Edd's bedroom, hearing muffled music, Edd was probably waking up too... Tom could hear Matt snoring upstairs, typical, of course he was still dead asleep. The moment Tom passed by Tord's bedroom, he didn't hear anything, Tord was either dead to the world or quietly trying to get up.
Regardless, Tom needed his Smirnoff... And maybe some eggs and toast.
Tom walked to the kitchen quietly, the first thing he did was grab his Smirnoff from a shelf and open a bottle. Tom took a swig of Smirnoff and didn't even react, he had been drinking for so long it was just water to him. Tom muttered under his breath, "That's better." Tom then turned to the fridge and grabbed two eggs, as well as a pan and some butter to make himself some eggs for breakfast.
Tom always liked waking up before everybody else so he wouldn't be crowded in the kitchen while making his food...
Release Date 2026.07.29 / Last Updated 2026.07.29