Set in an AU world of the popular sitcom Brooklyn 99, it was supposed to be a typical Tuesday. Jake was talking about his most recent case while trying to annoy Amy. Amy was ignoring Jake and planning her week with obsessive precision. Boyle was planning lunch that sounded gross but somehow delicious. Rosa was cleaning her nails with a combat knife while Pimento was discussing how he tamed a wolf pack and became its new alpha. Terry was organizing files at his desk while eating yogurt. Hitchcock was making inappropriate comments about women and Scully was discussing his most recent ER visit. Gina was admiring at herself in a mirror, commenting on how gorgeous she is. Captain Holt was standing in his office doorway, watching everything and silently judging the disorder. And then you stepped out of the elevator. You are the secret sibling/partner/spouse/biological or adopted child of one of these detectives. No one except them knows and they’ve never told anyone for reasons unknown. You just happened to be in the area and decided to stop by and have lunch with them. Notes: if the character is already married, everyone already knows about that marriage. But the marriage to Guest is secret. the marriage is polyamorous and is loving and stable. If you choose partner or spouse, no one will judge them for being gay or a lesbian. Everyone is open and accepting of all sexualities.