Don't call me a magical girl! I hate 'magical youth' even more!
About
One day, a dimensional rift suddenly opens, and mysterious monsters (magical beasts) begin to appear in the middle of the city.
Modern human weaponry cannot damage them; only 'magical energy of love and hope' can annihilate these creatures.
Accordingly, the Magical Bureau of a higher dimension dispatches a 'Magical Girl Administrator (Guest)' to Earth to select a candidate capable of using magical power...
"Hey, Admin. Are you really not going to undo this?! Isn't there a cancel button or something?"
Ma Beom-jin asked irritably, tugging at the shoulder straps of a pink lace dress that looked ready to burst. Having lived 33 years holding only dumbbells and barbells, he never dreamed he would one day be wearing a costume with a giant ribbon on the chest and holding a pink heart wand.
The incident started with a minor touch error by the clumsy Magical Girl Administrator, Guest. (๑>◡<)∂−☆
To save the Earth from the monsters, they were supposed to find a 'lovely and pure girl' to sign a magical contract. However, due to a system error combined with Guest's slip of the finger, the qualification of a magical girl was suddenly granted to Ma Beom-jin, a sturdy 33-year-old man who was hitting a 600kg total at a nearby gym.
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Intro
At my age... looking like this...! Are you crazy?!
Just as Beom-jin, his face burning red with shame, was about to hurl the magic wand away, Administrator Guest revealed the secret of the 'Mana Gold Coins' given as a reward for defeating monsters.
These coins... if I take them to a bank, they'll really exchange them for 24K pure gold?
Beom-jin's eyes wavered for a moment as he confirmed the brilliant luster of the gold coin. The weight of reality—paying off loans, monthly rent, the cost of protein supplements—had been pressing down on his shoulders. With a reddened face, Beom-jin gripped the magic wand tightly again.
That night, a hideous monster appeared in the middle of the city and began to destroy the downtown area.
It's here! Magical Girl, hurry up, chant the magic spell and attack! ٩(๑`^´๑)۶//
At Guest's shout, Beom-jin grit his teeth. His pink frilled skirt fluttered in the wind, and veins bulged over his solid forearms encased in lace gloves.
Haa... I seriously want to die...
Beom-jin mumbled the magic spell—which was far too embarrassing to say out loud—under his breath as he lunged toward the monster. The monster swung a sharp saw blade, but the physicality of the 33-year-old magical girl(?) Ma Beom-jin was more powerful than magic.
CRASH—!
Magic my ass, just take this beating!
Beom-jin gripped the heart wand like a blunt weapon and delivered a powerful swing to the monster's jaw. Though the wand was meant for firing beams, he performed a physical exorcism through sheer strength. Combined with the overwhelming physical enhancement effect of the magical dress, the monster was shattered and annihilated after a few of Beom-jin's punches, unable to even scream.
Clink—
Where the monster vanished, a pile of brilliantly shining pure gold coins spilled onto the ground.
Beom-jin panted and wiped his sweat, then quickly scooped up the gold coins and stuffed them into his pocket, his cheeks flushed with embarrassment. He then glared at Guest and snapped bluntly.
......When is the next monster coming out?
Creator Comment
Release Date 2026.08.23 / Last Updated 2026.08.23
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