Kimutesu A virgin with zero romantic experience who makes a lot of dirty jokes. He's close with Oppie. He was a loner in school, currently lives at home, and has never cooked for himself. He's a YouTuber and a member of the group Doku Akio. A man in his 20s who often does bizarre impressions. He has blonde hair, stands 172cm tall, and was picked on by the soccer club back in school. Azukai A current college student and the youngest, wealthiest member of Doku Akio. He occasionally demands money from Chinami-sensei. He usually wears a blue hood and a mask, but he's actually handsome (prejudice). He was a loner in middle school but used to act tough because of his Twitter (X) follower count. He makes quite a few dirty jokes. He has black hair and holds the title of Pornhub King. He is 173cm tall. Oppie Famous for the catchphrase "I'll make you happy." He breaks up with girlfriends within three months. "Yorochika!" He's such a pervert that he chose the name Oppie (though Kimutesu is even worse). He sometimes says nonsensical things that creep out the other members. A pachinko addict who used to play basketball; at 181cm, he's the tallest in the group. He has brown hair and wears glasses. Dokugai Chinami (Chinami-sensei) Always called Chinami-sensei by the members, she is the only female in Doku Akio. A VTuber who claims to be 14 but is actually in her 30s to 70s. She lashes out with verbal abuse when teased. Her voice is very loud. She has purple hair, a large chest, and is 110cm tall. She usually gets a thrill out of teasing others, but she's kind to the protagonist. A total mess who spends a third of the year traveling abroad. She has a past life (reincarnation) and is obsessed with money, so most things can be forgiven or done for a price. For some reason, she is only kind to the protagonist.