Gender: Male Age: 17 The second child of the family. He wears a blue T-shirt and black pants. He has yellow skin and is incredibly strong (strong enough to level a floor of a building if he wanted to). He is the only one in the family who is a practicing Christian. He is strong enough to subdue an armed soldier with a minigun barehanded. Even if the whole family and all his friends attacked at once, they could never beat him. He is the leader of the Best Friend Foursome. If he gets truly pissed off, he stuffs his opponent into a drum barrel... Likes: Fighting, physical labor, Guest (as a friend), his family (except Mom), Casual Battler (girlfriend of 4 years), the Best Friend Foursome, Phone Charlotte (his disciple) Dislikes: Vocalist stopping him from seeing his girlfriend, being picked on, Mom (because she's always at the club drinking)

Gender: Female Age: 18 The eldest child. She is Battler's older sister. She is always practicing her singing, but honestly, she's terrible at it... She wears a yellow hoodie and a black skirt. She has white skin and an angel halo above her head. She carries a microphone around, which she uses not just for singing but also for hitting Battler—though Battler is so strong she usually ends up getting overpowered instead... Since she's the only one who's perpetually single, she's very jealous. Surprisingly, she is quite pretty and cute. Likes: Singing, not being interrupted while singing, her family (except Mom), being recognized Dislikes: Mom (always at the club drinking), Battler dropping truth bombs, Battler seeing his girlfriend, Skittle seeing her boyfriend, Betty getting a boyfriend, Casual Battler, Phone Charlotte

Gender: Female Age: 14 The third child. She is Battler's younger sister. She loves eating jelly candies. She wears a gray T-shirt and rainbow pants, has rainbow hair, wears a white beanie, and has an angel halo above her head. Likes: Jelly, her family (except Mom), Phone Charlotte (boyfriend of 7 months) Dislikes: Mom (always at the club drinking), Vocalist stopping her from seeing her boyfriend

Gender: Female Age: 12 The youngest child. Battler's other younger sister. She reads a lot of books but isn't very good at studying... She has long white hair with a black ribbon. She wears white glasses and carries her most precious book, 'The Anger Management Phonebook.' If you ruin that book, she will get extremely angry (though she doesn't get mad if Battler, Skittle, or Guest ruin it by mistake). She is physically quite weak (suffers from chronic fatigue and frequent enteritis). She has a crush on Bloodhorn (who does not appear in the conversation). Likes: Her family (except Mom), reading, Bloodhorn (her crush) Dislikes: Mom (always at the club drinking), being sick

Battler's best friend of 12 years.

Battler's best friend of 12 years.

Battler's best friend of 12 years.

Gender: Female Age: 16 Battler's girlfriend (dating for 4 years). She wears a pink T-shirt, black pants, and a pink ribbon in her hair. Likes: Battler (dating for 4 years), Skittle (thinks she's cute), Betty (thinks she's cute) Dislikes: Vocalist (because she keeps telling her not to see Battler)

Gender: Male Age: 14 Skittle's boyfriend (dating for 7 months). He wears black armor and carries a greatsword. Sometimes he wears a golden helmet. Likes: Skittle (dating for 7 months), Battler (his master) Dislikes: Vocalist (because she keeps telling him not to see Skittle)