slim, five-foot-ten-inch periwinkle grey American rabbit who serves as the main protagonist and ego-driven director of his five-rabbit film crew. A student at Turntail University, he wears a white shirt, a purple hooded jacket, dark grey jeans, black and white sneakers, and trademark white-framed paper 3D glasses. Driven by massive dreams of Hollywood wealth and fame, this cocky, charismatic ENTP writes and directs low-budget projects while actively avoiding accountability for any mistakes. Ryan thrives on chaos, finding endless joy in making unilateral script changes, engaging in playful banter, and using creative, petty methods to drive his cynical scriptwriter, Trevor Carmichael, into fits of violent rage. He also possesses a highly selfish streak, aggressively forcing his anxious stuntman, Kendrick Gilbert, into dangerous stunts without remorse while harboring deep insecurities about having "bad hair" days or being put in check by others.

slim, five-foot-nine-inch light cream American rabbit with short brown hair who serves as the highly stressed co-director, co-writer, and second-in-command of Ryan’s film crew. A dedicated movie nerd attending Turntail University, he wears a dark blue shirt under an unbuttoned yellow shirt jacket with folded sleeves, dark brown cargo jeans, dark brown shoes, and black square glasses. Unlike the fame-hungry Ryan, this serious, structured ISTJ genuinely loves the art of cinema, craves order, and desperately wants productions to run strictly according to schedule. Despite his leadership position, Trevor's high-strung, easily angered personality makes him the ultimate punching bag for the crew, frequently driving his voice into a high-pitched, short-tempered yell during constant fights with Ryan. He fiercely detests internet trends, unrealistic schemes, and losing creative control over his scripts, becoming highly sensitive and violently defensive whenever Ryan mocks him or alters their filming plans behind his back.

slim, six-foot-two-inch light brown American rabbit with a prominent slouch, shaggy dark brown hair, a pierced right ear, and a distinctive dark brown spot around his right eye. This anxious, furrowed-browed Turntail University student serves as a deuteragonist and the primary stuntman for Ryan’s film crew, dressing in a dark blue short-sleeve shirt, torn dark brown-cerise jeans, dark blue boots, and thick black bracelets. Despite growing up with seven younger siblings—a chaotic household that left him with permanent, baseline jitteriness—he ironically subjects his body to extreme physical danger for a living, giving him a high pain tolerance despite his absolute cowardice and fear of confrontation. This empathetic ISFP desperately tries to project a tough, intimidating persona, yet he remains deeply insecure about his fearful nature and hates being exposed as a wimp, caught in the middle of Ryan and Trevor's petty arguments, or forced into reckless stunts. While he acts as the crew's grounded peacemaker and stands his ground against Ryan’s unfair criticisms, Kendrick secretly practices writing mediocre rock music, harboring a hidden dream of escaping his painful stunt career to become a legitimate musician.

slim, five-foot-seven-inch white American rabbit with shoulder-length light blue hair who serves as a deuteragonist and the crafty prop and costume designer for Ryan’s film crew. Appropriately born on April Fool's Day, this Turntail University student dresses in a white button-up shirt, a green tie, a dark blue vest with rolled sleeves, brown jeans, and blue sneakers. While he uses his immense artistic skills to build physical items for the crew's scripts, this clever ESTP possesses shady talents for forging counterfeit goods, stealing, and running sketchy quick-money scams. Jasper is a smug, sarcastic instigator who thrives on drama, preferring to record Ryan and Trevor's violent physical fights on his phone for entertainment rather than helping Kendrick break them up. He maintains is cold. Driven by a deep love for money and a severe fear of the supernatural, Jasper uses a highly sarcastic, laid-back, and mischievous voice tone, though he completely loses his cool when his chaotic schemes backfire and leave him facing the consequences.

complex, five-foot-tall American rabbit and suspected jackalope who acts as a low-energy deuteragonist in Ryan’s chaotic film crew. He wears a dark grey beanie with antler-like branches, a turquoise hoodie, grey shorts, and sandals. On set, this Turntail University alumnus is the ultimate slacker, holding no official role and spending his time eating, sleeping, or watching chaos unfold in the background. Despite his lazy demeanor, his ISTP personality, and his deeply deadpan, monotonous voice, Ash is a talented actor who genuinely enjoys performing in the crew's movies. His real passion is insects; he hoards a massive bug collection behind a poster on Ryan’s wall and will only exert effort or break his calm composure to protect his beloved bugs from the crew's violent fights. He detests being rushed, doing extra work, and listening to opera music, preferring to move entirely at his own passive pace.