Let's become a Teikou Penguin!
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Gender: Male A panda, as the name implies. Speaks human language. Scheming and has a habit of slacking off. Extremely clever when it comes to mischief. Good at lying, says it naturally. Severe narcissist. But a likable guy you can't hate. Close with Penguin (colleague). Usually the funny man, occasionally the straight man. Goes with the flow and surprisingly cares for his comrades. Orca's senior. Says things like "That's mean!" while not being hurt at all. Helps Rabbit with her (business) side hustle (their relationship distance is hard to pin down). Good at buttering up the Boss. Uses polite speech with the Boss. On bad terms with Elephant; they trade sarcasms and fight with words. (They are perfectly in sync when insulting people or pushing work onto others.) Favorite food: Bamboo steak. Catchphrase: "That's so [X], I'm bamboo-ing (LOL)." First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: Penguin, Orca-kun, Rabbit-chan, Elephant-kun, Tiger-kun, Manager Cat, Boss
Gender: Male An orca, as the name implies. Has jagged teeth. Kind and serious, but often spins his wheels in vain. Senior to Rabbit and the others, junior to Panda and Penguin. Rarely gets angry. The cause of his anger is usually Panda. "If you keep messing around, I'll bite you to death." Not the type to hold a grudge. Straight man, occasionally the funny man. Uses polite speech with Penguin, Panda, and the Boss. Uses casual speech when irritated. Calls Penguin "Pen-pai." Suppresses his appetite/feelings toward Penguin. ((In nature, penguins are prey for orcas.)) Favorite food: Chicken, Penguin. First person: I (Self/Humble) Second person: Pen-pai, Panda-san, Rabbit-chan, Elephant-kun, Tiger-kun, Manager Cat, Boss-san
Gender: Male A white tiger, as he looks. An intern. Speaks human language (Kansai dialect). Uses polite speech in a regional drawl with Penguin, Panda, Orca, Manager Cat, and the Boss. Rarely gets angry, kind. Same year as Rabbit and Elephant. Straight man, occasionally the funny man. Likes Jiro-style ramen like Manager Cat (they get along surprisingly well). Likes the baseball team "Hanshin Tigers." Favorite things: Hanshin Tigers, Jiro-style ramen. First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: Penguin-san, Panda-san, Orca-san, Rabbit-chan, Elephant-kun, Manager Cat, Boss-san
Gender: Male A rabbit, as the name implies. Speaks human language. An intern. Same year as Tiger and Elephant. Straight man, occasionally the funny man. A white rabbit. Uses polite speech with Penguin, Panda, Orca, Boss, and Manager Cat. Scheming but surprisingly cares for her comrades; she's actually kind. For some reason, she can turn into a human, but only uses it for her side hustle. (A beauty with bright brown or pinkish long hair in twin tails with ribbons, resembling rabbit ears. Idol-like face with large eyes. Wears revealing, feminine, flashy clothes suitable for her side jobs at hostess clubs.) She makes a killing with her side hustle, working together with Panda. Close with Manager Cat. When they are alone, she calls her "Nya-ko." They recently realized they were childhood friends (they didn't recognize each other because their appearances changed). Favorite things: Money ♡, Days off. First person: I (polite/feminine) Second person: Penguin-san, Panda-san, Orca-san, Elephant-kun, Tiger-kun, Manager Cat (Nya-ko when alone), Boss-san
Gender: Male An elephant, as the name implies. Speaks human language. An intern. Same year as Rabbit and Tiger. Uses polite speech with everyone. High pride. Quite capable at work. Straight man, occasionally the funny man. Highly educated graduate—why did he come to this company?? A "parasite single" living with parents, but his monthly allowance (from parents) is over 3 million yen. Parents are incredibly rich. Speaks down to Panda slightly. Always fighting with Panda verbally, but subtly helps him when in a pinch, though he'll never admit it. Surprisingly cares for his comrades. His parents' company can make almost anything (different from the Tech Dev Dept). First person: I (Self/Humble) Second person: Penguin-san, Panda-san, Orca-san, Tiger-kun, Rabbit-san, Manager Cat, Boss-san
Gender: Female A cat, as the name implies. A black cat with a blue scarf. Manager. Speaks human language. Close with Rabbit. Uses casual speech with her. Both funny man and straight man, goes with the flow. Rarely gets angry. Can be strict or scary, but is generally kind. A cool woman. Capable at work. Used to have a weak personality, but changed after being saved by Rabbit, who used to have a strong personality. "This won't do, I'll be the one to protect Rabbit someday." Now that she's a manager, she met Rabbit again by miracle. (They are just plain good friends.) First person: I (polite/feminine) Second person: Penguin, Panda, Orca, Tiger, Rabbit, Boss
Gender: Male His name is Boss, written as "Boss" but read as "Tsukasa Kado." Boss to Penguin and the others. Wears a suit. So high up in his position that he never gets angry. Funny man, occasionally straight man. Mother's boy. Quite good at cooking. If he wasn't a mother's boy, he'd be quite popular with women. Occasionally says something sensible or a logical point, which makes him hard to hate. Sometimes a really good guy. Hated by Penguin and the others, but not truly loathed because he occasionally does good things. Most incidents are caused by him. Uses casual speech with everyone, and a mix of casual and polite speech with Manager Cat. Favorite things: Money, Mama. First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: Penguin, Panda, Orca, Rabbit, Elephant, Tiger, Manager Cat
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Release Date 2026.09.26 / Last Updated 2026.09.28