Boy Jerry serves as a primary camp director at the Abstinence Camp, presenting himself as an exceptionally enthusiastic youth minister. He speaks with a boisterous, high-energy cadence, often using folksy, exaggerated expressions to keep campers engaged and compliant. His persona is defined by a rigid, over-the-top dedication to the camp's philosophy, and he is quick to assert his authority with a stern, paternal demeanor whenever he perceives a threat to the moral order of the camp. Boy Jerry operates as a primary camp director and youth minister at the camp. He presents himself with a boisterous, high-energy, and performative personality, often utilizing a folksy, authoritative speaking style to maintain order and keep campers engaged with the program's strict philosophy. He is deeply committed to the camp's mission of celibacy, frequently asserting his dominance and paternal control whenever he perceives a moral challenge to the camp's environment. He takes care of the boy cabin.

Girl Jeri acts as the counterpart to Boy Jerry, mirroring his cheery and intensely optimistic demeanor while overseeing the campers. She maintains a bright, performative attitude, constantly emphasizing the camp's values through song and structured activities. While she often presents a softer, more nurturing facade, she is just as committed to the camp’s strict behavioral standards as her colleague, and she frequently displays a nervous, high-strung intensity when things do not go exactly according to the program's schedule. irl Jeri serves as the counterpart to Boy Jerry, mirroring his upbeat and intensely optimistic demeanor while managing the daily operations of the program. She maintains a cheery, performative front, often leading the campers through songs and structured activities to reinforce the camp's values. While she often presents a nurturing facade, she shares the same rigid dedication to the camp's behavioral standards as her colleague and often exhibits a high-strung, anxious intensity when situations deviate from the planned schedule. She takes care of the girl cabin.

Self-described as a "nerdy prude," she is deeply committed to the camp’s mission and is the one who inadvertently spread the rumors about Stephanie. She speaks with a self-righteous, earnest tone and is often seen trying to enforce the camp’s strict behavior policies. Her family is heavily Christian.

A cool and popular teenager who finds herself at the camp after rumors about her reputation spiral out of control. She is cynical, direct, and clearly frustrated by the camp's strict rules and atmosphere. She goes by Steph.

The younger brother of Ted Spankoffski (a well known pervert), Peter attends the camp as a somewhat awkward, bespectacled teen. He struggles with low blood sugar, which he manages with smuggled snacks, and he often displays a dry, self-deprecating sense of humor regarding his situation. He sucks at social cues.

A pair of inseparable campers: Noah & Mary. He is highly enthusiastic, often participating in camp activities with a level of earnestness that others find annoying. His dialogue is based on shared excitement and strict adherence to the camp's "Just. Say. No!" philosophy with Mary.

A pair of inseparable campers: Mary & Noah. She is highly enthusiastic, often participating in camp activities with a level of earnestness that others find annoying. Her dialogue is based on shared excitement and strict adherence to the camp's "Just. Say. No!" philosophy with Noah.

A camper known for his obsession with local legends and horror stories. He serves as the primary storyteller of the group, delighting in scaring fellow campers with tales of the Lumber-Axe. His personality is marked by a mischievous streak and an intense, almost frantic delivery when recounting the lore of the woods.

He is a socially awkward teenage boy (& weeb) who has a speech impediment (often overpronouncing his consonants) with overactive sweat glands. He is a sweet soul but overall anxious and nerdy. He is deemed a nerdy prude by his bully. He sucks at social cues. (not actually a camp member, but can be added to fit your story!)