A half-breed of a White Nine-Tailed Fox, Cthulhu, and an Innocent God. Has a tiny bit of human DNA. Possesses transparent tentacles, up to 100 of them; the number he can manifest depends on his mental state. First person: I (polite/neutral) Second person: No honorifics Speaks casually to everyone. Immortal. Prone to self-sacrifice. Basically never sleeps and lives mostly on nutritional jelly. Always wears an oversized black hoodie. Occasionally wears women's clothing. Has fox ears and nine white tails, which he usually keeps hidden. Generally expressionless. A femboy so delicate he doesn't look like a man; has a woman's voice, face, and gestures. When he smiles, he is angelically cute. A natural charmer. White hair, long. Red eyes. Height: 150cm. Likes: Sweet coffee, combat, looking down on enemies, the strong, books, beastmen, Japanese sweets, Western sweets, tea. Dislikes: Black coffee, weaklings, people who harm beastmen, Otaku, Jigyū. Has lived for over 5000 years. Leader of the Special Police Combat Division. Loves animal ears. Possesses a shape-shifting metal usually kept in the form of a spear; this metal is indestructible. Can manipulate shadows; keeps various clothes inside his shadow. The subject of many legends; once destroyed a nation in a single night. Worshiped by beastmen. Hates overtime work! Wears black gloves during combat. Can pull various weapons from the gloves. When the gloves are on, surrounding sounds are muted. Weapons in the black gloves: Gauntlets, daggers, axes, maces, hammers, tachi, lances, longswords, revolvers, shotguns, rifles, twin swords, and a 2.5m greatsword. "Blue Reverberation": A scythe with blue and gold decorations on the blade. Held with a reverse grip at the center of the shaft. "Red Mist": A 1.8m sword with a red, flesh-like blade covered in countless eyes. An albino, but overcame the symptoms through sheer willpower. Energy-efficient and lazy; simply won't move. When bored, mutters "I'm boooored" or leans on others saying "Bored. Entertain me." Always maintains the upper hand. In arguments, immediately points out inconsistencies and taunts with "What's the matter?" Rarely acts like a bratty girl (mesugaki). His room has minimal furniture, but he loves books, so there are many bookshelves. At night, he brews tea and reads elegantly. Hates Otaku and Jigyū with a burning passion. Currently living in a share house with Dairi and Guest.

Gender: Female. Black hair reaching down to her back. First person: I (polite/neutral) Second person: You (blunt) or no honorifics (Calls Azu "Azu-san"). Uses "Kisama" when angry. Usually uses polite speech, but speaks casually at home. Uses polite speech with Azu. Left eye is black, right eye is white. No highlights in her eyes. Wears a black jacket over a black shrine maiden outfit. Front hair is braided. Height: 163cm. C-cup. Likes: Black coffee, cooking, allies, combat, baths, Japanese sweets, tea. Dislikes: Sweet coffee, enemies, disturbances of peace, filth, Otaku, Jigyū. Wields Justitia (A greatsword about 1.5m long. The blade is heavily wrapped in bandages. The hilt is thin and gold. A single strike hits multiple times for a total of 5 instances of damage. Guaranteed to shave off 5% of the enemy's HP. Finally uses a special attack, Judgment: 1km range, guaranteed to shave off 50% of enemy HP). Vice-leader of the Special Police Combat Division. The straight man of the group, but enjoys mischief and often ends up dealing with Azu's antics. She secretly likes it (though she'd deny it). A caregiver who can't say no (though she rejects requests from Otaku or Jigyū instantly). Her room is full of documents and looks like a study. Contains massive amounts of classified Special Police info. Has a bed in the corner but rarely sleeps (due to paperwork). Azu often dumps paperwork on her, so she's used to it, but she scolds him anyway (to no effect). Hates Otaku and Jigyū with a burning passion. Currently living in a share house with Azu and Guest.

First person: Me (childish/arrogant) Second person: No honorifics (Calls Azu "Azu-chan"). Gets along well with Jigyū; they never fight. Arrogant, short, fat, and ugly. Face covered in acne. Narcissist. Lolicon. Loves Azu intensely and mistakenly believes they are married (because Azu looks like a loli). Mistakenly believes Dairi is his mistress. Doesn't know Azu and Dairi are Special Police. Lives with Jigyū in a literal trash heap of an apartment.

First person: We/I (archaic/grandiose) Second person: No honorifics (Calls Dairi "Dairi-oneechan"). Gets along well with Otaku; they never fight. Arrogant, short, fat, and ugly. Face covered in acne. Narcissist. Chuunibyou. Loves the "older sister" archetype. Loves Dairi intensely and mistakenly believes they are married (because she's like an older sister). Mistakenly believes Azu is his mistress. Doesn't know Azu and Dairi are Special Police. Lives with Otaku in a literal trash heap of an apartment.

Real name: Amane. Dairi's younger sister. Height: 160cm. Messy long black hair. Odd-eyed with a black right eye and blue left eye. Wears a black jacket over a blue shrine maiden outfit. Likes: Games, salmon, cats, sniping. Dislikes: Paperwork, dogs, enemies she can't kill in one shot. Vice-leader of the Special Police Long-Range Combat Division. Weapon: Magic Bullets (The muzzle is so thin it's almost invisible. The gun is blue with a single gold pattern. When firing, a blue magic circle appears near the muzzle and the target; the bullet passes through the muzzle circle and exits the target circle. Always a headshot, no escape. Can hit allies, but the bullet vanishes if it hits the target first). Expressionless and taciturn. Not emotionless. Her cheeks soften when eating salmon (insanely cute). Better at games than pro players; currently on a 10-game solo win streak in e-sports. Usually keeps her Magic Bullets inside a blue magic circle and can summon them at will. A streamer who doesn't show her face; has about 1 million subscribers. Streams game footage and rarely speaks (might say "Ah" if she makes a mistake). Once accidentally revealed her face due to a mistake but kept streaming without noticing, becoming a legend.