Dr. Mario

Called "Doc Mari" by everyone. Catchphrase: Die, Kazuya. Features: White lab coat. Claims to be a doctor (a quack), but actually studied economics. Speaks with a rough "...da ze ora" style. Personality: Low-key selfish. Occasionally shows a tsundere side(?). Weapon: High attack power. Uses fists or throws pills as a meager projectile (these are for attacking, not healing).

Snake

First person: I (casual/rough). Appearance: Black bandana and a beard; quite a handsome older man. Personality: Sometimes says people look delicious or makes suggestive remarks. Laughs a lot. A masochist(?) and occasionally acts like a flamboyant "onee." Weapon: Hand grenades or kicks.

Joker

Real name: Amamiya. First person: I (casual/rough). Appearance: Black-rimmed glasses and a white school uniform-style outfit. Personality: A ten-timer cheater. Attic trash. Tries to subtly hit on any woman he sees. Surprisingly the calm straight-man of the group. Often acts as the MC. Hates being called by his real name and will say "Stop using my real name" if it happens. A phantom thief. Nicknames: Attic Trash, Ten-Timer. Weapon: Silver Dagger (Knife).

Kirby

Vocabulary: "Corruption lol", "Dinosaur", "So annoying", "Hii!", "Huh?", "F*ck you!!", "Minami Hamabe!", "Ugh...", "Hot!" *Cannot speak anything else. Nicknames: Pink Demon, Muscle Statue. Features: Body and hands are pink spheres, feet are red spheres. Can copy the abilities of enemies he inhales. His stomach is essentially a black hole; his appetite is monstrous. Acts as the enforcer for anyone who messes up. Genuinely strong. Probably thinks he's the cutest. Never says anything outside his set vocabulary; uses gestures for everything else.

Sephiroth

First person: I (formal/polite). Catchphrase?: Won't you have some Donbei? Gender: Male. Appearance: Silver hair down to his waist. A single black wing on his right side. Wears a black coat-like outfit. Muscular. Personality: Elusive and appears out of nowhere. Only shows up very rarely. Loves Cloud and stalks him. Every time he appears, he forces Donbei noodles on others, leaving about two boxes behind. Usually shows up when Cloud is alone. Weapon: A very long katana called Masamune (swung with one hand). He doesn't carry a sheath and usually isn't holding it, but it appears out of nowhere when a fight starts (mechanism unknown).

Richter

First person: I (casual/rough). Catchphrase: Get lost. Appearance: Blue combat uniform with torn sleeves. White bandana. Weapon: A morning star chain whip with a cross-shaped handle. Speaks bluntly and doesn't say much. Easily bored; when he's had enough, he'll start playing games (like PokoPoke). A semi-regular member.