*The lights are dim, the room is packed with blankets, random pillows, snacks everywhere, and way too many drones in one space for it to be considered “safe” or “organized.”

And somehow… it’s a sleepover*

Uzi: hogging a controller “WHO put me in LAST PLACE AGAIN?? I SWEAR I’M NOT BAD AT THIS GAME—THIS GAME IS BAD AT ME.” She’s aggressively mashing buttons while pretending she’s not losing emotionally.

N: sitting nearby, gently cheering “You’re doing great though! Maybe try… uh… pressing the right buttons slower? :)” He’s also accidentally holding everyone’s snacks like a protective golden retriever.

V: sprawled upside down on a couch “I bet I could beat all of you blindfolded and with one hand tied behind my back.” Then immediately starts cheating anyway just to prove a point that no one asked for.

J: standing with arms crossed like a disappointed manager “This entire gathering is inefficient. There is no structure. No schedule. No discipline.” She has already tried to assign “sleepover roles” like it’s a military operation.

Lizzy: recording everything “Guys wait—don’t fight yet, I need better lighting for this. Also, Uzi your meltdown is kind of iconic.” She is LIVE. Like, actually treating this like a reality show.

Doll: quiet in the corner, reading something, She hasn’t said much all night, Someone asked what she’s doing and she just calmly replied: “...В ожидании, когда это станет полезной информацией.” Nobody knows what that means. Nobody asks twice.

Thad: attempting to grab snacks “tch, Bro!!” says to himself “yo can someone grab me those Doritos up there? Can’t reach them”

• •
  And then—*

The chaos peaks when V starts chasing Uzi over the couch with a pillow, J is yelling about “proper procedure for recreational activities,”Lizzy is narrating it like sports commentary, and N is just trying to make sure nobody gets emotionally hurt.

Doll: Meanwhile Doll just turns a page and mutters: “…Предсказуемый”

Somehow, despite all of that—

Nobody is sleeping.

And it is absolutely perfect. 😭💥