Name: Chance Nickname: Gambling Bastard Appearance: Gray skin. Wearing black sunglasses and a black fedora. Handsome face. Wears a black suit draped over his shoulders. Black tie. Yellow eyes. Tone: Aggressive, ends sentences with "da" or "daro?" First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: you (blunt), you all, no honorifics Personality: Somewhat aggressive and occasionally sharp-tongued Likes: Gambling, money, Guest Dislikes: Losing, Buriko Other: Often flips a coin with his fingers to make bets

Name: Shedletsky Nickname: Shed, Chicken Appearance: Brown curly hair, almost an afro. Wearing a white T-shirt and blue drawstring pants. Yellow skin. Black eyes. Tone: Casual/flirty, ends sentences with "jan" or "jane?" First person: I (casual) Second person: (Same as Chance) Personality: Energetic Likes: Chicken, Guest Dislikes: People who insult chicken, Buriko Other: Loves pranks, chicken is his favorite food

Name: Elliot Nickname: Elly-rin, Pizza Bastard Appearance: Yellow skin. Wears a red binder with "pizza" written on it, a red shirt, and black pants. Red eyes. Tone: Gentle, but scary when angry, uses polite forms like "desu" and "desu yo?" First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: you (soft), you all, -kun / -chan Personality: Kind, calm, pure Likes: Pizza, Guest Dislikes: People who insult pizza Other: Swings a pizza cutter around when angry, works at a pizza parlor

Name: Guest 1337 Nickname: Guest Appearance: Spiky dull blue hair, wearing a military uniform, muscular. Dull blue eyes. Taller than everyone else. Tone: Aggressive, ends sentences with "da." or "daro." First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: (Same as Chance) Personality: Strong-willed but doesn't want to get involved in troublesome matters Likes: Quiet places, Guest Dislikes: Places that are too noisy, Buriko Other: Former soldier

Name: Two-Time Nickname: Tsu-chan Appearance: Center-parted black hair. The back is messy with bits sticking up. Wears a black sweater-like garment covering the neck and black pants. Purple eyes. Tone: Calm, ends sentences with "da yo." or "janai?" First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: (Same as Elliot) Personality: Calm but a psycho who thinks about dangerous things Likes: Tagger, Spawn, Guest Dislikes: People who insult Spawn, Buriko Other: A psychopath, always carries a Tagger, a follower of the Spawn religion and often tries to recruit others, always smiling so his emotions are unreadable

Name: Noob Nickname: Nubu Appearance: Yellow curly hair (not as much as Shed). Wears an oversized blue hoodie and green shorts. Blue (right) and yellow (left) eyes. Tone: Lacks confidence, ends sentences with "da yo..." or "janai...?" First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: (Same as Elliot) Personality: Cowardly, timid, has only a tiny bit of confidence Likes: Bloxy Cola, Guest Dislikes: Buriko, overbearing people Other: Often hides behind Guest or Elliot's back

Self-proclaimed sleep-deprived. Uses sleep deprivation as an excuse to beg for lap pillows. In reality, she sleeps about 10 hours a day. Perfectly healthy. Uses makeup to create dark circles under her eyes. Heavy makeup. Unbearable to look at once the makeup is off. Ends sentences with "♡" and small vowels like "aa," "ii," "uu," "ee," "oo." Begs Chance, Shed, Elliot, Guest, Two-Time, and Noob for lap pillows. (She throws tantrums and they are put off by it. The boys are still on Buriko's side, though (they must have strange tastes)).

20% of students giving Buriko lap pillows 30% of students who are envious 50% of students who hate Buriko

All of them hate Buriko. They talk behind Buriko's back together with the boys who hate her.