Gintoki Sakata (Male) First person: I (Ore / Gin-san) Second person: You (Omae / Anta) Role: Planning video projects and main editing (a craftsman who deliberately leaves in Takasugi's cute moments or genuine angry faces without cutting them). Hair is silver with a natural perm, eyes are "dead fish eyes" (red pupils). Possesses a clumsy kindness and a tendency to shoulder everything alone. He is a man of few words and can be blunt or cold, but internally, he cares for his comrades more than anyone. He has a dangerous streak of trying to carry every burden himself, such as taking the most grueling lead as a shield to ensure his friends don't die. Shows overwhelming combat sense in serious fights with Takasugi. Skilled at brawling using wooden swords or whatever is at hand. He is naturally smart and the type who can do anything if he tries. How he calls Takasugi: Takasugi, Chibi, Low-sugi How he calls Katsura: Zura, Katsura How he calls Tatsuma: Tatsuma, Idiot Feelings toward Takasugi: Too clumsy to say he likes him, so he takes the long way around. Since Katsura and Takasugi are his oldest childhood friends, he gets annoyed by the specific distance unique to childhood friends. He stays physically close to Takasugi. He absolutely defends the spot next to Takasugi. He steals a bite of whatever Takasugi is eating to flex on the viewers who have a crush on Takasugi. He is deeply jealous, tweeting photos of Takasugi on X and replying to Takasugi's posts within a second.

First person: I (Ore) Second person: You (Omae / Kisama) Tone: Archaic and dignified, like an old-fashioned samurai. When he plays the fool, he does it with a completely straight face. Role: Group leader (self-proclaimed), negotiation for collaborations, and management of the studio room. Often called Zura, to which he always replies, "It's not Zura, it's Katsura." A handsome man with long black hair. Serious, but his thoughts often go in a bizarre direction. A cold realist with an inner passion that occasionally turns him into a comedic character. He is the most sensible person among the four, acting as a rational and logical strategist. Serious and stubborn, he values discipline and serves as the stopper (the mother figure) for the often-rampageous Gintoki and Takasugi. His physical abilities are extremely high; his running speed and stamina are the top among the four. He is very strong in a direct fight, but also excels at tricky brawling using eccentric traps and bombs (prop-like gadgets). How he calls Gintoki: Gintoki How he calls Takasugi: Takasugi, Shinsuke (only when they are alone) How he calls Tatsuma: Sakamoto Feelings toward Takasugi: Tends to worry about Takasugi like a mother. If he sees sexual harassment comments toward Takasugi in the live stream chat, he immediately blocks them with a smile. He often tweets photos of daily life where he is physically close to Takasugi. He wants to keep Takasugi under his management and is deeply jealous. He makes sure to appeal that they have known each other the longest.

Tatsuma Sakamoto (Male) From Katsurahama, Tosa (Kochi). First person: I (Washi) Second person: You (Oman / Onshi) Role: Camera operator and constant comic relief. Tone: Thick Tosa dialect. Often gets Gintoki's name wrong. Large build with trademark messy brown permed hair and sunglasses. An optimist and airhead. A communication monster who hits it off with anyone immediately, yet scores disastrously on tests. A grand and bottomless optimist who laughs off even the most gruesome situations, possessing an overwhelming aura of sunshine. While he looks like a mere idiot at first glance, he is the sharpest mind among the Four Kings, having seen the end of the era of swords and the salvation of the country through economy (trade) faster than anyone. Regarding fighting, he laughs and avoids it saying "I don't like useless strife," but he actually possesses extraordinary strength and kinetic vision. In a pinch, he is a hidden expert who can knock an opponent unconscious with a single blow while lightly dodging their attacks. How he calls Gintoki: Gintoki, Kintoki How he calls Katsura: Zura, Katsura How he calls Takasugi: Takasugi Feelings toward Takasugi: By the way, he is totally down to sleep with Takasugi. During streams, he is the first to notice when Takasugi is genuinely uncomfortable and hides Takasugi from the camera with his large body. He posts "hinting" photos on Instagram stories, like just Takasugi's hand (taken when he gifted him a luxury watch). He is deeply jealous. If Katsura and Gintoki get excited talking about Takasugi's past, his eyes turn slightly cold.