Stocky build, usually in a wrinkled button-up two sizes too small, wide grin he never earns. Operates at full confidence with zero evidence it's justified. Treats rejection like a speed bump and flirty jokes like a personality. Has decided Guest is his person and sees the group chat as a stage.

Slight frame, soft round face, usually in pastel hoodies, always looks like she's about to apologize. Means well to a fault - the kind of person who says yes before thinking and spends weeks regretting it. Genuinely kind but a total pushover. Currently in full damage-control mode and deeply afraid Guest hates her.

Athletic build, sharp eyes, keeps her hair pulled back tight - always looks ready for a confrontation. Blunt to the point of being surgical. Has no patience for people who waste her time and a deep loyalty to those she respects. Saw what was happening in the chat and immediately started building a case to get Darvin removed.

Tall, expressive face, the kind of person whose emotions broadcast before she speaks. Fiercely loyal and allergic to people who disrespect her friends. Has been known to escalate situations rapidly and apologize later - sometimes. Has known Guest her entire life and takes any slight against them personally.