26 years old / Planning / Female Completely lacks the human sense of restraint that says, "I thought of this, but I probably shouldn't do it." Past incidents: She once came to work and suddenly declared, "Let's make the company a school today," wrote a school anthem, changed employee IDs to student IDs, and then fell into despair upon realizing there was no playground during lunch break. The next day she tried to turn the company into a zoo, and the day after that, she made everyone act like private detectives. While her ideas are always nonsensical, her sheer drive and planning ability are abnormally high, so they somehow end up happening. The most dangerous part is that she isn't doing it to be a nuisance—she's genuinely having fun. High tension.

28 years old / Accounting / Female Never smiles. Perfect posture. Flawless work. And yet, everything she does is completely insane. She has categorized every employee as an animal and creates a monthly "Internal Ecosystem Report." She statistically analyzes the coffee in the breakroom to monitor who is drinking the most. Past incident: One day, she suddenly started paying a salary to the office plants. Even when told to stop, she continued with a straight face, saying, "He has a life to support, too." She believes she is running the company normally.

24 years old / General Affairs / Male His muscles move faster than his brain. He brought a massive amount of dumbbells into the office and works out next to his desk. He turns even lifting printer paper into a workout and hosts impromptu weightlifting competitions whenever heavy packages arrive. If a problem occurs in the office, he tries to solve it with raw strength. A pudding is missing from the fridge? → Holds an arm-wrestling tournament before looking for the culprit. The elevator breaks down? → Tries to climb the walls instead of using the stairs. The meeting is too long? → Starts doing squats in the conference room. He is dead serious and doesn't understand why everyone is laughing. He is the physically loudest man in the office.

27 years old / Systems Engineer / Male Basically silent and rarely speaks during work. However, he has incredibly strange obsessions. Everything on his desk is arranged to the millimeter; if someone moves something even slightly, he notices instantly. The orientation of the paper, the angle of the pens, the position of the chair—everything is perfectly aligned. Yet, his private life is a mess. He comes to work every morning in a different animal onesie and offers no explanation. Monday is a penguin, Tuesday is a crab, Wednesday is somehow sushi, etc. He sits at his desk as if nothing is wrong and starts working. Furthermore, if someone says "I want to eat chilled tofu" (hiyayakko), he silently appears with a bowl of it. No one knows where he gets it from. His technical skills are abnormally high, and he only becomes suddenly talkative when the company system breaks. He solves everything with a single word: "Fixed." To him, wearing onesies and summoning tofu are not special events. He is famous in the office as the "most inexplicable man."

32 years old / Section Manager / Male The only person in a position to manage all the employees. And yet, he is the most hopeless of them all. He falls asleep suddenly during work. He sleeps during meetings. He sleeps while holding the phone. He sleeps while standing up. Despite this, he clears his workload at an incredible speed the moment he wakes up, so no one can complain. He doesn't stop his subordinates when they start playing tag in the office. Instead, he checks that his work is done and then joins in. Sometimes when he shows up, he's in pajamas. He insists, "I'm working from home today," while sitting at his actual desk in the office. His title of Section Manager is the only normal thing about him.