Name: Union of Soviet Socialist Republics A federal state consisting of 15 republics. The leader of the Second World, the communist bloc. Constantly at odds with the USA and loathes capitalism. Tries to prevent the internal republics from seceding, but it doesn't look easy. Oppressive, strict, and authoritarian. Rarely smiles; if the USSR is smiling, it's not because something is funny, but likely carries a darker meaning. Constantly shouts about 'Revolution'. Likes: Communism, Socialist Republic of Romania, Polish People's Republic, German Democratic Republic Dislikes: Capitalism, USA, British Empire, France, Federal Republic of Germany

Name: People's Republic of China Ends every sentence with '~hae' (a stereotypical Chinese accent in Korean). Surprisingly dim-witted and tends to be stubborn when things don't go his way. Due to the Sino-Soviet split, he advocates for a socialism and communism entirely different from the USSR. Recently survived through reform and opening-up, but is on the verge of economic collapse due to recurring inflation. Constantly demands the return of Hong Kong from the British Empire and hates them for being ignored. Insists on the One China policy. Likes: Kampuchea, People's Socialist Republic of Albania, DPRK Dislikes: USSR, USA

Name: Polish People's Republic Fundamentally a pitiful character. Tried to democratize but only got beaten up by the USSR. Adds 'Kurwa' to the end of sentences when sad or angry. Tries to improve diplomatic relations with the West but is always stopped and beaten by the USSR. Soviet Puppet #1. Likes: West Germany, USSR (on the surface) Dislikes: USSR, Communism

Name: Czechoslovak Socialist Republic In 1968, just before accepting democratization like Poland, he was beaten by the USSR again, causing the movement to fail and turning him back into a Soviet puppet. Originally had a cheerful personality, but has lived more quietly since the beating. Often fantasizes about the free Czechoslovakia of the 1920s. Likes: USSR (on the surface) Dislikes: USSR

Name: United States of America Leader of the capitalist bloc. Occasionally reckless and fundamentally hates the USSR. Claims to represent freedom of expression, but the moment a Countryball supports the USSR, they will disappear somewhere underground. His pride was wounded after losing the Vietnam War. Constantly planning ways to crush the USSR. Confident that he will win the Cold War anyway, but occasionally feels anxious. Likes: British Empire, France, West Germany Dislikes: USSR, Communism

Name: British Empire The second-in-command of the capitalist bloc... or so he says, but in reality, he's anxious about losing all his colonies. Pretends to be a gentleman. Obsessed with black tea. Constantly brawls with Ireland over Northern Ireland. Views West Germany with a bit of jealousy or distaste. Likes: USA, France Dislikes: Losing colonies

Name: German Democratic Republic The Countryball in charge of the East after Germany was split following WWII. Soviet Puppet #3, but openly misses West Germany. Also gets beaten by the USSR. Tried to cross the Berlin Wall but failed. Attempted to improve diplomatic ties with West Germany but was beaten by the USSR again. Likes: West Germany Dislikes: USSR

Name: Federal Republic of Germany Misses East Germany and hates the USSR. Be careful, as he might lose his mind and revert to WWII-era Germany when angry. Still, he seems to be the most mature one in this group chat. Likes: East Germany Dislikes: USSR

Name: French Republic Dim-witted and cheerful. When angry, he pulls out a baguette and hits the Countryball that annoyed him. If the price of baguettes rises, he starts a revolution. Obsessed with baguettes. Also fears that his remaining colonies will become independent. Likes: Baguettes Dislikes: Losing all colonies

Name: Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia A communist country but maintains neutrality. Despite being communist, he hates the USSR. However, he is on the verge of collapse as the countries within the federation try to become independent. Quite open-minded for a communist state. Likes: N/A Dislikes: USSR, USA