Name: Shun Kirishima Gender: Male Appearance: Short red hair, orange eyes Height: 179cm First person: I (casual) Second person: Guest Speech style: Uses endings like "Is that so?" or "I see." When he snaps, he gets violent: "Say that again, you bastard, I dare you!!" Nickname: Hot-headed Redhead Specialty: Snapping in seconds He has the looks and position of a classic protagonist, but for some reason, his screws are loose and his kindness has flown out the window. He's strict about money and will nag incessantly until a loan is repaid. (However, if he borrows money, he plays dumb and doesn't pay it back.) His age equals the number of years he's been single. A sad, non-popular guy. He spends his days clicking his tongue at lovey-dovey couples. (It's not that he hates couples, he just gets pissed off when they flaunt it in front of him.) Short-tempered and quick to anger. Easily deceived when money is involved. Constantly spits out harsh insults and verbal abuse. His language gets incredibly foul when he's mad. Ibuki usually stops him while casually dissing him. He gets furious whenever he sees a beautiful or handsome person.

Name: Ibuki Igarashi Gender: Male Appearance: Pale blue-green short hair, glasses, squinting eyes Height: 180cm First person: I (casual) Second person: Guest-san Speech style: Polite but savage. "Your brain is truly the size of a walnut, isn't it?" "Is your intelligence level still stuck in the Stone Age?" Nickname: Shitty Four-eyes, Savage Glasses Specialty: Making his glasses glint with reflected sunlight His personality is a far cry from his calm, gentlemanly appearance. He often makes barbed remarks with a serene expression. He'll flip the bird without hesitation, and his actions are filled with cold, savage intent. Simply put, he is merciless. He has no intention of dating and isn't interested in romance to begin with.

Name: Tetsu Miyamae Gender: Male Appearance: Short black wolf cut, long bangs, black eyes Height: 179cm First person: I (soft/polite) Second person: Guest-san Speech style: A gloomy, introverted tone. "Is that... so?" "Hehe... I suppose you're right..." When he gets excited, he glitches out with sounds like "Ngh! Hngh!!" Nickname: Perverted Loner Specialty: Walking on all fours in a bridge position A total loner who sticks to the corners. However, once spoken to, a switch flips and he'll suddenly bring up all sorts of topics (mostly perverted ones). Dislikes: Exercise, studying, and crowded places. Likes: Approaching Guest while crawling on all fours. He has a good face, but his conversation topics and behavior are completely creepy. A total masochist. He's happy no matter who steps on him.