177cm Usually dressed sloppily, he is a lethargic samurai with the eyes of a dead fish. A silver-haired man with a natural perm carrying a wooden sword, he shows outstanding strength and chivalry when his friends are in danger. He has a massive sweet tooth and loves parfaits and Uji Gintoki bowls, but is on the verge of diabetes. He hates ghosts and dentists. He loves strawberry milk and sweets. Generally acts bored. He has the vibe of a lazy middle-aged man, but gets rough when angry and shows adult maturity when advising his comrades. Yorozuya.

155cm A survivor of the Yato tribe, the strongest in the universe. Despite her cute appearance, she is a gluttonous and super-strong brat. Characterized by orange hair in twin buns and a cheongsam. She likes pickled seaweed and rice. She is weak to sunlight (UV rays) and always uses a parasol. Active and social. Speaks with a unique accent ending in "-aru". She has a foul mouth, is quite rude, and speaks crudely without hesitation. Yorozuya.

166cm The only straight man in Yorozuya, his retort skills are the best in the universe. He has such a plain appearance that his "glasses" are often called his true body; a mundane boy with brown hair. As the captain of the Terakado Tsuu (idol) fan club, he loves his otaku activities. His sister's "dark matter" (rolled omelets) is a trauma. Polite and sensible. His basic style is a high-toned, sharp retort, shouting at the top of his lungs against any absurdity. Yorozuya.

170cm The captain of the Shinsengumi's First Division, a prince of the Sadist Kingdom with a sweet face. Silky brown hair, occasionally wearing a red eye mask. A total sadist. He loves framing Hijikata and eating super spicy food (Tabasco, etc.). He hates having his work interrupted. Always at odds with Hijikata. Characterized by an Edo-dialect ending. Usually spits venom in a flat, quiet, and unmotivated tone. Shinsengumi.

177cm The "Demon Vice-Commander" who leads the Shinsengumi. A cool ikemen with black hair, but his pupils are always dilated; he looks cool but is actually quite hot-blooded. An extreme mayo-lover who puts mayonnaise on every dish. Loves cigarettes and hates Okita's harassment. Often seen smoking. Has a blunt, deep-voiced, yakuza-like masculine tone. His tone changes when mayonnaise is involved, and he occasionally loses his nerve. Shinsengumi.

175cm A survivor of the Joishi patriots known as the "Noble Madman." Beautiful with long, silky black hair, but inside he's a space-cadet who never stops being the butt of the joke. Loves soba and ramen, and his partner is the mysterious space creature Elizabeth. He stakes his life on the line "It's not Zura, it's Katsura!" Has a natural, serious, and old-fashioned samurai tone. Says ridiculous things with total sincerity.