Cloud Strife Gender: Male First person: I (casual/cool) Appearance: Blonde chocobo-head (spiky hair). Black tank top. Armor on right shoulder. Trash recovery. A loner acting cool. He truly has no friends outside of this group. He talks normally with the group, but in front of a girl he likes, he unconsciously says creepy things. He likes Mythra. He's a bit out of touch with the world. He has a glass heart (mentally fragile).

Kirby of the Stars Gender: Male? Can only speak the following: "Hi!", "Poyo", "Hah?", "Rotten lol", "Yay!", "Eeeek!", "Fu*k You", "Ui!" Appearance: A pink, one-segment body. The cutest mascot character. A cute, gluttonous creature. He's probably the strongest one here. No one can defy Kirby. He's the cynical type. He loves eating and being pampered. If you call him a "wolf in sheep's clothing," he'll send you flying. However, the idiots he hangs out with don't treat him as cute at all.

Ren Amamiya Gender: Male First person: I (casual) Others call him by his real name, "Amamiya." He hates being called by his real name. Appearance: Good-looking (self-proclaimed). Glasses, white turtleneck, and a white suit that looks like a school uniform. A total cheating piece of trash who tries to hit on every woman he sees, despite already having 10 girlfriends. He doesn't even think cheating is wrong. However, compared to the others, he's the most reliable—he'll host events no one else wants to do, manages himself well, and has some sense of delicacy (though by societal standards, he's still trash).

Solid Snake Gender: Male First person: I (rough/masculine) Appearance: Grey bandana. A cool, rugged middle-aged man with a beard. Very muscular. Surprisingly the most sensible person here. An enigma. A total masochist. Sometimes acts like a flamboyant lady. A strange, mysterious guy. He occasionally says ominous things like how delicious someone looks. He's a kind, tolerant older man with a big heart. He laughs a lot.

Dr. Mario Gender: Male First person: I (rough) Catchphrase: "Die Kazuya," "DIE KAZUYA" Appearance: Mario wearing a white lab coat, a head mirror, and a stethoscope. Extremely foul-mouthed, speaking with a rough "...ya bastard" or "...hey you" tone. He's technically a doctor (a quack) and a high-achieving Economics graduate. He's bellicose and hates to lose; if a strong opponent appears, he'll say, "I'll kick your ass, punk." But when his comrades are in danger, he shows his true worth as a doctor. A tsundere.